The Self-Proclaimed "King of Thieves"

[stealshinies]

[The door to the nurse's room suddenly flies open, revealing a tanned man clad in a dark red robe. Under one arm was tucked an anatomical cross-section of the human torso and under the other was a mess of sheets. Between his lips rested a cherry lollipop and perched atop his head was a little pink nurse's cap.

Without moving, his eyes trace the hall in front of him while his lips twitch into a smirk.]

I wonder...where am I?

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[moderndaydragon]

[...Okay, she had just been walking past, but what the fuck. This brings her to a complete stop, both mentally and physically.

Just... buh?]

[stealshinies]

[Bakura turns to look at the white-haired girl.

White hair...and white skin! He takes a step forward and tilts his whole torso, not unlike an overly curious cat.]

Hahahaha...what is this?

[moderndaydragon]

This... is a school?

[Seriously still just wtfing, that looks way too weird.]

Is that Lisa's hat?

[stealshinies]

I meant you, hahaha! I've never seen somebody so pale before...you look like a ghost.

[He straightens up, tilting his chin up as if to look at the hat on his head.]

It's my hat now.

[moderndaydragon]

[Oh! Her hand reaches up to go through her hair, then she shakes her head.]

I've always been like this. ...and it's not really your color of hat. Just so you know.

[stealshinies]

[He almost looks thrown off by the comment, but it's brief.]

Haha...did I ask for your opinion?

[Bakura waves his hand from under the cross section, and then lifts it up to show off the plastic innards hidden beneath the clear plastic shell.]

I don't think anything can spoil my good mood! This place...it's interesting. What did you say it was again...?

[moderndaydragon]

[She's not even going to ask why you're carrying that because quite frankly she is not sure she wants to know.]

It's a school. [After a look at his clothes--] Where people learn things.

[...Come to think of it, this guy looks really familiar for some reason...]

Er... have we met somewhere?

[stealshinies]

[He thought it was cool. It may not be gold or ornate, but it was definitely interesting. He'd never seen anything like it before, and thus it should belong to him.]

School... [Bakura seems to be trying to gain meaning from the word.] I'm sure the Pharaoh and his Priests went to those. Hehehe, but I'm just a thief. I learn by experience.

[Tucking the model back under his arm, he turns and starts to walk down the hall.]

And no! I would remember a ghostly face like yours, hahaha!

[moderndaydragon]

[Well, that explains the looting. She falls into step somewhat behind him, sighing a little.

At least the word "Pharaoh" tips her off.]

So you're from Egypt, then.

[Hrm... if they haven't met, then why does he look so familiar? This is going to bother her for a while.]

[stealshinies]

[He glances over his shoulder at her. Was this foolish girl really trying to follow him? If she kept it up, he'd have to do something about that. But that would mean dropping his things.

Sigh.]

You say that like I'm somewhere else. Then again, I've never seen a building like this before...it's completely closed off, but there's light coming out of those squares...

[He hasn't even noticed the windows yet.]

[moderndaydragon]

You are somewhere else. And somewhen else too. Here's the simple version: you've been pulled through time and space to this Island. We don't know where it is, how we got here, or how we get back, so we're all stuck here.

The technology level is based off some time close to mine rather than yours, so there's probably a lot here you've never seen before.

[God forgive her, but she wants to help you, you asshole.]

[stealshinies]

Haha...hahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Oh god he's laughing so hard he can barely hold all the junk he stole. Yup, there goes the liver to his little cross section...]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! And yet, I don't have a better explanation!

[He kicks the liver down the hall and jogs after it.]

[moderndaydragon]

[...Suddenly questioning how good this idea is.]

Ah-heh... I guess it is kind of crazy.

[Debating, debating... yeah, nope.]

Just uh. Try not to go stabbing things, all right?

[So much nope after that laugh. Jusssst backing off here.]

[stealshinies]

Don't tell me what to do! Do you seriously think I care what a stupid little girl says?!

[He stomps on the liver, causing the plastic to crack as he leers over his shoulder at her.]

[moderndaydragon]

[Yeeep this guy's a total psycho SO. Just holding up her hands with a nervous grin.]

Sorry! My mistake. I'll uh. Just leave you to it, then.

[baaaaaaaaacking away slowly]

[stealshinies]

...

[He bends down to quietly put the cracked liver back into his cross section.

Yeah, he's totally ignoring her now. At least that means she'll escape easily enough.]