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ANNOUNCEMENT 009

[The intercom screeches to life as it does, and the woman speaking over it is as condescending and husky-voiced as always.]

Well hello, my petulant pupils! It seems we have some new blood coming in through our welcoming double doors~ Do treat them nicely, won't you? You wouldn't want to make any enemies in this place, now would you?

After all, the school year is quite long, and I have oh-so-many lessons planned for the lot of you! But fret not, the newly opened game rooms in the East Wing should give you something to relax with. After all, study is good for the mind, but all work and no play makes me precious students dull witted and rife with cabin fever.

[Click.]

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[Bakura doesn't normally bother with the Voice, but he has a reason to do it today. At least, he agreed to do it for Karasu. So he reels in his usual sarcasm a bit to try to talk politely.]

Thanks for the game rooms! But I was wondering something. Do you have a minute? I wanted to ask something involving the health of your students.

Lisa's certainly capable with physical injuries, but how is it you don't have anyone here qualified to handle mental health issues?

[And don't tell him Edna's a qualified therapist or he will end you.]

I always have time for my lovely students.

[She waits patiently for Bakura to continue, and then answers.]

Now, now, Bakura. I'm fairly certain being manipulative swine doesn't count as a mental illness.

[Oh you little bitch-!]

...oi. I wasn't talking about me!

Edited 2014-02-01 21:11 (UTC)

Oh. Well, perhaps you should have clarified, then~

What, you can't figure out my meaning? I thought you were an educator~! I should have thought you wouldn't need things spelled out to you.

Then I'll be clearer, shall I? If Malik's deranged alter ego comes out and kills everyone, we can't do much learning, can we?

I'm an educator, not a psychic.

[But she'll let him go on...]

Actually, you'll do plenty of learning in the art of self defense, which is a highly under taught and under rated class in schools around the globe.

Edited 2014-02-02 00:30 (UTC)

...

So this is some kind of social experiment, isn't it?

Sorry, what was that? I can't hear you, I'm blind.

. . .

Very funny! Keep laughing it up!

I'm quite sure I'm not laughing! Maybe you should get your ears cleaned?

Maybe you should get a damn hobby that doesn't involve playing a life simulator with us as the playing pieces.

I'll have you know, The Sims just doesn't do it for me any more!

Edited 2014-02-03 00:39 (UTC)

...

[You know, you're a bitch, but he has to admire your flair. He can't help the admiring note in his voice.]

And you called me a manipulative swine...

Edited 2014-02-03 00:56 (UTC)

After all these years the pot still insists on calling the kettle black. Mind you, it's not because they're a hypocrite.

Edited 2014-02-04 01:38 (UTC)

Tch... I guess it really does take one to know one. I suppose it's not surprising. A game like this really has to come from a twisted mind after all!

[It's actually useful information. If he knows a bit more about her nature, he might be able to manipulate her in turn in the future...]

Edited 2014-02-04 01:43 (UTC)

Twisted?

Oh no, I merely have everyone's higher education as my top priority!

That's what I said, isn't it?

And what if we don't give a shit about learning?

Well then I'll just have to make you.

...you can't make me learn shit.

Oh, but you've learned so much already~!

...

Excuse me?

I hear all and see all, Bakura. There's nothing you can hide from me.

...

[Wait, that means she's seen him having sex. Sheesh...]

You're quite the pervert. I don't think anything I've learnt has to do with school.

Here at this wonderful establishment, we believe in teaching life skills.

Hmhm... and those skills are going to be so very useful, aren't they?

[There is so much sarcasm in his voice it's almost touchable.]

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