[Ivan puts his hands up, raising his eyebrows with a bit of a lopsided grin. This beautiful man seemed to have some bite underneath all that gooey layer Ivan so enjoyed to kick around and abuse.]

What do you two take me for, a pervert? I was just offering you the second top-bunk.

But, [He turns with a shrug, climbing up onto his own bed. Ivan glances back with a cold, devious smile.] I guess you can both be lowly dogs down there instead.