You don't exactly strike me as the kind of man who attracts many--
[Miguel pauses; the smirk falling from his face almost instantly as Vulpes reaches down to unbutton his pants.] What-- What the HELL are you doing!?
[He angrily kicks his legs.] NO I don't care what you get off to, idiota!
Just leave me out of it..! [Miguel's eyes dart around the room and over Vulpes' shoulder. Anyone who had been in the immediate area seems to have cleared out the moment a fight broke out. Everyone, at least, except the crotchety old lunch lady- who merely gives Miguel a vaguely annoyed expression before turning and walking back off into the school's kitchen. The large man feels a cold sinking feeling in his gut at the thought of being seen in such a position; his face flushing just slightly red.]
no subject
[Miguel pauses; the smirk falling from his face almost instantly as Vulpes reaches down to unbutton his pants.] What-- What the HELL are you doing!?
[He angrily kicks his legs.] NO I don't care what you get off to, idiota!
Just leave me out of it..! [Miguel's eyes dart around the room and over Vulpes' shoulder. Anyone who had been in the immediate area seems to have cleared out the moment a fight broke out. Everyone, at least, except the crotchety old lunch lady- who merely gives Miguel a vaguely annoyed expression before turning and walking back off into the school's kitchen. The large man feels a cold sinking feeling in his gut at the thought of being seen in such a position; his face flushing just slightly red.]
Rrgh-- THIS ISN'T FUNNY!