[Indeed, most Americans are uncivilized wastrels living in squalor and sin. The Legion, however, is the pinnacle of civilization in this benighted age. They don't shake hands because they aren't fond of unprovoked touching and diseases of course.]

Over a month now. And you?

[He is mildly curious for the answer. Vulpes wonders how long this place has been around, and who has been here for the greatest amount of time.]