[[And guess who's walking in, just barely dodging said book flying towards the doorway. Well, hopefully your guess wasn't Whoopi Goldberg, because you would be sorely mistaken!]]

Well, if it isn't Fluffy.

I must say, you should know it's quite rude to throw a book without giving a warning. You could've hit my fabulous face! And that would be positively unfabulous. You know how much it takes to get this face ready every morning! It is not a simple task, I assure you.