EGYPTIAN WHEELIES

[obeytherod]

[Malik had found something while looking through the East Wing. Just what that "something" was becomes apparent when an engine roars to life, and the skid of tires on tiled flooring echoes through the halls.

Sure...sure, he could just walk his new bike outside...but where was the fun in that?! This wasn't an ATV, and it likely wasn't going to fair well in the spotty terrain outdoors...

So he's just going to take a few smooth-riding laps in the halls before he goes to test it outside.

When somebody gets in his way, he rears the bike back onto one wheel, skidding a few feet on the floor before the front tire slams back down and he comes to a stop.]

What, are you trying to get yourself killed?

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[obeytherod]

Euch, I'm not doing that! I already told you I don't want him to think I've done that.

[...Even if his expression would be priceless. Actually, that almost made it tempting. Almost.]

...Wait. I thought kinky was a euphemism for something else.

[fluffydeathdealer]

You misunderstand... I meant sticking it in me. That was his big concern, right?

[Yes, he would go that far for trolling. He's sure Malik wouldn't have the nerve to actually go through with it, but staging things like that is fine.

He stares at Malik curiously.]

'Kinky' just means any method of sexual pleasure that isn't the most basic 'lie flat on your back and take it'.

[obeytherod]

No, I know what you meant. I don't want him thinking that either! That would mean I would want to stick my...

[He sort of just dissolves into some flustered mumbling.]

...in your...wouldn't...gross...I have my limits...

[Malik waves a hand dismissively.] Your first idea--with your mouth--was fine, let's just do that!

[fluffydeathdealer]

...you're really thrown off by that idea, aren't you? Heh... It's kind of cute.

[Pushing Malik over onto his back, he rests on his chest and smirks down at him.]

It's really not that bad, you know...

[obeytherod]

Hh! [He tenses defensively when he's pushed over, paranoid and flustered thanks to what they'd been discussing.]

...I'd never even heard of something like that before you mentioned it!

[fluffydeathdealer]

Oh? You really don't have much experience, huh?

It's actually pretty common, even with women. As long as you're clean, it's not even strange... well. It feels a little strange at first, even painful... but it gets a lot better as long as you're willing to get used to it. Your body takes a little while to get used to it, but patience works wonders... But it's not all that different from sticking it in a woman, except that it's a lot tighter.

If you're really confused about it, I can find you porn pretty easily. You might get used to the idea better that way.

[obeytherod]

[Malik opens his mouth to speak about halfway through, but just shuts it again as he listens. Was it really that common...? Well, it's not as if he'd ever really looked into that sort of thing.]

...I'm not interested in porn! The way they draw the girls in those comics is weird. Their eyes are all bug-like.

[That was the only porn he was familiar with, anyway. Malik might have idly peeked into a comic shop when he was in Japan. What of it?]

[fluffydeathdealer]

'Comics'? [Wait a moment.] You like women?

[obeytherod]

...Yes? [He says it as if it were the most obvious thing on the planet.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

I had no idea.

[It was so totally not.]

Uh. Anyway... I meant books and videos. Not comics. Something you can take a look at when you feel comfortable and see if it looks or sounds appealing to you.

[obeytherod]

...What? Just because I don't go around kissing stupid dragon-girls?

[Yeah he'll go there, and he'll wrap his arms over Bakura's shoulders and give him a stink-eye as he does.]

I have better things to spend my time on than reading or watching porn, you know. [Even if a small, hormonal-teenage-boy part of himself is interested.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

You just never seemed the type...

[Bakura scoffs at that look. How annoying... Like he kissed her because he liked her.]

Idiot... I don't like her like that. Kissing feels good... that's all it is.

But I guess you really aren't interested in finding out just how good certain things can be... too bad. I might even have let you tie me up some time if you'd thought it looked fun.

[obeytherod]

Then you should have just kissed me. But whatever...it worked out for us in the end. Kehkeh... [He runs the fingers of one hand through Bakura's hair possessively.]

... [He stops suddenly. What they did already felt good...it was almost hard to think about it feeling any better. But then, Bakura plays right into his nature.] Tie you up?

[fluffydeathdealer]

[It feels strange, but pleasant, that feeling. It looks like he'll have to wind this thread carefully, drawing Malik into his net without him noticing. He leans into the touch carelessly, curling up against Malik.]

Heheh... I don't mind giving up control sometimes... just for you. Of course, it won't be as easy as that. So let's make a deal, Malik.

If you let me educate you a little - only books and videos, no physical education required - I'll let you dominate me like that in turn. Nothing else required... if you decide it doesn't interest you, I won't withdraw my side of the bargain.

[obeytherod]

...

[Malik takes a minute to go over these terms, to make sure there isn't some loophole for Bakura to worm his way out of. It seemed pretty clean cut.]

Okay. It's a deal, then. [He smirks, entwining his fingers into that mess of white hair.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

Perfect.

[He presses into Malik's hand, looking pleased. Like a cat who has been given access to the larder. It's not like he can't deal with a little embarassment sometimes.]

That's that sorted, then. But you know, I'm surprised... I wonder what your preferred type of woman is.

[obeytherod]

[He idly strokes Bakura's hair as he speaks.]

My preferred type? Well...the opposite of Karasu.

[fluffydeathdealer]

[Bakura murmurs contentedly at that, pondering. The opposite...]

Then you like women who're more submissive and girlish?

[obeytherod]

Hm? No, I'm not talking about her personality.

I'm not sure what my "type" is in that respect...it's not something I've ever really cared about.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Heh... I see. So you really do hate her that much... It's a shame.

[obeytherod]

I tried to kill her. Are you just realizing this now?

[He snickers a little at that, brushing Bakura's hair again.] Anyway, I meant I like darker women.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Killing doesn't always mean hatred, Malik. She could have just annoyed you.

[He snickers too, cuddling up to him.]

Darker women... and lighter men, huh?

[obeytherod]

Hmm? I haven't thought about men as much, but I don't remember saying that.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...tch. Then you prefer other men to me?

[obeytherod]

Don't get so offended! [He moves his hands downwards, folding them loosely together over Bakura's shoulders.]

I don't have any interest in anyone else.