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Malik Ishtar ([personal profile] obeytherod) wrote in [community profile] the_campus2013-09-22 01:49 am

EGYPTIAN WHEELIES

[Malik had found something while looking through the East Wing. Just what that "something" was becomes apparent when an engine roars to life, and the skid of tires on tiled flooring echoes through the halls.

Sure...sure, he could just walk his new bike outside...but where was the fun in that?! This wasn't an ATV, and it likely wasn't going to fair well in the spotty terrain outdoors...

So he's just going to take a few smooth-riding laps in the halls before he goes to test it outside.

When somebody gets in his way, he rears the bike back onto one wheel, skidding a few feet on the floor before the front tire slams back down and he comes to a stop.]


What, are you trying to get yourself killed?
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (BAHAHAHAHAHA you're screwed)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[...and guess what, Malik? Bakura's lead just grew-!]

KYAHAHAHAHA! You're losing your touch, Malik!
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Keh! Don't ramble on!)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[His annoyance is enough to make him fumble his next shot, failing it.]

Keh! Shut up! I'll still win!
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Yeah I'm a showoff)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can't lose this easily... Not to Malik!

Powers of darkness, guide his hand!
]

...

[YES!]

Heheh... Not for long!
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Pft.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He fumbles the next one, frowning. How annoying!]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Don't you dare pet me!)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up! I'll defeat you, no matter how far you pull ahead!

[...says the man who just failed to turn over the next card.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Tch. How troublesome.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Gh... Bastard!

[It's purely by accident that the next card overturns at all.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (I feel kinda drunk right now)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehehehe!

[He takes advantage of Malik being thrown off to reclaim another card.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Cutest evil puppy)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's fine! Bakura'll take the chance to regain his lead!]

Heheheh... What was that about winning?
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (If anyone's going down...)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What, what? Are you getting cold feet?!

[Lady luck smiles on him again. One more card. Now he only needs two more to win!]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (I have plans you'll never understand)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bakura's next flip isn't the best either... but his lead grows.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (You're going down)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damn-! He isn't going to give up so easily, however.

...what a failure. His lips twitch in irritation.
]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Tasty~)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Seeing Malik losing his temper only boosts his confidence and desire to win more. In turn, Bakura throws all he has into the next throw.

Victory! Only one more needed. He licks his lips in anticipation.
]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (MIND-FUCK TIME)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-24 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[This has to be it-!

He braces himself, focusing everything he has. It has to be just the right angle. Just the right force. He throws the card in his hand with all the passion he has within him.

The other card teeters. A flash of gold.

It's his.
]

And that makes twenty.

Par~to~na~

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