[Ivan finds himself in quite the revealing swimsuit, but he doesn't think much of it as he lays belly-down on a beach towel. There's a large umbrella propped above him to keep him shady, and a convenient cooler filled with popsicles. Of course he eats all those within the first ten minutes, so don't expect to have anything more than the horrifying site of a cooler filled with wrappers to greet you.

SO...WANTS TO RUB SUNTAN LOTION INTO HIS BUTTCHEEKS BACK?]