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The Voice from over the Intercom ([personal profile] intercom_voice) wrote in [community profile] the_campus2013-05-18 02:25 pm

Announcement 001

[Whether you're waking up in the clinic just now, or have already done so and are now wandering the halls, a sudden screech of microphone feedback blares over the speakers before fading back out.

A moment later, a woman clears her throat. Her voice is husky and mature, but still feminine, and overall she sounds very authoritative...if not a bit sarcastic.]


Good evening, and welcome to the new school year. I hope your arrival was a pleasant one, last year everybody threw-up from motion sickness, it was quite messy.

[There's a long pause as she seems to think, or perhaps just let any anticipated bustling chatter calm down.] Now, you're all intelligent human beings...for the most part. But I suppose I'll pretend I'm talking to the insipid uneducated masses for a moment; it shouldn't prove too difficult.

[She clears he throat again.] In every hall, you shall find a small intercom. You may use that to ask me any questions after my announcements and "privately" converse. Now, if you head North down one of the halls near the clinic in the Central Wing and keep going, you'll eventually come to either the West or East Dorm Wings, depending on which fork in the road you chose. There you'll find all necessary bunk beds and spare socks.

So, make sure you're all well rested for class in the morning; we wouldn't want to get a failing grade now would we?

[And with that, there's another burst of feedback before her announcement abruptly ends. Anybody who had been wandering the halls will notice a distinct lack of...well, anybody else aside from new arrivals, the Nurse, and the Lunch Lady.

The strange woman over the loudspeakers may have mentioned classes, but the school seemed completely devoid of any teachers to provide those classes. In fact, a lot of things seemed...off.]


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[personal profile] like_its_golden 2013-05-27 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"♪~STUDYYYY La la la LAAAA~♪ Life is STUDYYYYY la la Lala LAAA~♪"

[Meanwhile, a Japanese man is singing along both loudly and badly to his portable Walkman; looking oh-so-very 90's as he rides his bike down the courtyard without paying full attention to where he's going. In all honesty, he hasn't even noticed a change in his surroundings just yet.]
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[personal profile] mister_foppish 2013-05-27 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Which was quite unfortunate given Pegasus, being half-blind as he was, had his head turned as he was currently inspecting his surroundings. The loud singing you think would be a dead giveaway that there was a man about to barrel his way into him, but the bike was moving along rather quickly so that he only had but a moment to react—]

W-waaah!!

[before the bike crashed into him, knocking him to the ground. With the way he'd moved he'd avoided any serious injury, but he was flat on his back, utterly stunned. You would be too if a bike had just barreled into you.]