...You know, if all of us end up in the kitchen at the same time, something's going to catch on fire. Not intentionally, I already warned Ryou! Unless I'm eating it, food and I don't get along. Except when I bake, that's different.

[Very, very different. Kai laughs, slouching in his chair again.]

So now you've been warned too. I can make soup, and sandwiches, and my hamburgers come out mostly charred...you've seen what happens when I cook the poor woodland creatures. Raw in all the wrong places.

[Really, he's happy pre-cooked food exists, whether that means he only has to reheat it or someone else made it.]