[He makes a so so motion with his hand.] Think of it like this. It is a little embarrassing when you are not doing anything. If you are? It is many more times embarrassing to not have it.

[But yeah, it sounds pretty horrific.] I never thought twenty something women would be so difficult to come across. [Seriously, he's seen maybe two. And they're variations on the same person. And that's really confusing.]

[He considers how desperate he'll have to be before he goes looking for companionship with a man. Jesus. Pretty desperate. Niko's an affectionate guy. In cases like this it bites him in the ass.]