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The Voice from over the Intercom ([personal profile] intercom_voice) wrote in [community profile] the_campus2014-03-31 03:07 am

ANNOUNCEMENT 011

[The intercoms drone to life once more as a familiar voice echoes in the halls.]

My, my, how quiet you've all been! Are my students settling down at last?

[Honestly, being omnipotent was never so boring as when everyone was acting nice...]

I do hope everyone is keeping up with their studies now that the warmer weather is coming in. Fun and games are all good, but education must always come first! Especially considering some of our proud students can't even read.

[Tsk. And after Rin went to the effort of making that board!]

Though on the other hand, do at least try to utilize the many things I supply you with to prevent you from becoming too stir-crazy. Becoming a shut-in is highly undesirable for a student! That said, there are other extremes you should avoid. For example, I'd prefer that you didn't make a habit of soliciting kisses in the halls~...

Now, get back to your studies! Remember, "a sound mind in a sound body" is the ultimate goal!

[The broadcast ends abruptly with a high-pitched burst of static.]

[personal profile] dreadwolves 2014-03-31 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow he's trying to learn to read okay

Angrily pressing the button on the intercom -- at least Lisa explained how this works -- and practically snarling because he's been waiting to have a word with the infamous "useless bitch".
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Just what do you think you're doing?

[personal profile] dreadwolves 2014-03-31 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[one of those types, then. He gets enough of the smartassery from Hawke, honestly. But at least he respects him. He has no desire to put up with it coming from this woman.]

Tell me why you brought us here and do not think for a moment I'll accept "to learn" as an answer.

[personal profile] dreadwolves 2014-03-31 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Oooooooh...just trying...to keep his composure, and ignore the bitchy comments. Because if he doesn't, he'll break something. And since she's not physically near, it will be the intercom, and he wants to see if he can get some kind of answer.]

Who are you? And since you failed to answer the first time, I'll ask again, why did you bring us here?

[personal profile] dreadwolves 2014-04-03 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, fine. But:]

And?

1/2

[personal profile] dreadwolves 2014-04-06 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
...

[You know what?]

[personal profile] dreadwolves 2014-04-06 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Phasing his hand through the intercom before pulling out all the wires and crap and just overall breaking the damn thing.]
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[personal profile] lionranger 2014-03-31 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dustin tentatively presses the intercom button.]

Uh-... Miss? Yeah, no, I uh. [ He scratches his head.] I'm kinda lost? Y'see, this isn't my school and I'm kind of late. I don't get back soon, Sensei's gonna kill me.
Edited 2014-03-31 15:04 (UTC)
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[personal profile] lionranger 2014-03-31 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
... Preeetty sure it's not.

[Pause.]

Wait, this is one of Lothor's tricks, isn't it?
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[personal profile] lionranger 2014-03-31 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I- I mean, you could say that but it, like, doesn't make it true. But dude, if it was, it'd totally get me out of a hundred push-ups.
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[personal profile] lionranger 2014-03-31 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, see, now you're totally sounding like one of Lothor's goons. The whole creepy emphasis thing.