The Voice from over the Intercom (
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ANNOUNCEMENT 011
[The intercoms drone to life once more as a familiar voice echoes in the halls.]
My, my, how quiet you've all been! Are my students settling down at last?
[Honestly, being omnipotent was never so boring as when everyone was acting nice...]
I do hope everyone is keeping up with their studies now that the warmer weather is coming in. Fun and games are all good, but education must always come first! Especially considering some of our proud students can't even read.
[Tsk. And after Rin went to the effort of making that board!]
Though on the other hand, do at least try to utilize the many things I supply you with to prevent you from becoming too stir-crazy. Becoming a shut-in is highly undesirable for a student! That said, there are other extremes you should avoid. For example, I'd prefer that you didn't make a habit of soliciting kisses in the halls~...
Now, get back to your studies! Remember, "a sound mind in a sound body" is the ultimate goal!
[The broadcast ends abruptly with a high-pitched burst of static.]
My, my, how quiet you've all been! Are my students settling down at last?
[Honestly, being omnipotent was never so boring as when everyone was acting nice...]
I do hope everyone is keeping up with their studies now that the warmer weather is coming in. Fun and games are all good, but education must always come first! Especially considering some of our proud students can't even read.
[Tsk. And after Rin went to the effort of making that board!]
Though on the other hand, do at least try to utilize the many things I supply you with to prevent you from becoming too stir-crazy. Becoming a shut-in is highly undesirable for a student! That said, there are other extremes you should avoid. For example, I'd prefer that you didn't make a habit of soliciting kisses in the halls~...
Now, get back to your studies! Remember, "a sound mind in a sound body" is the ultimate goal!
[The broadcast ends abruptly with a high-pitched burst of static.]
SPEAK TO THE VOICE
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Wow he's trying to learn to read okayAngrily pressing the button on the intercom -- at least Lisa explained how this works -- and practically snarling because he's been waiting to have a word with the infamous "useless bitch".]
Just what do you think you're doing?
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Learn faster!She takes a moment to respond, at her leisure.]
At this particular moment in time? I'm answering your question.
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Tell me why you brought us here and do not think for a moment I'll accept "to learn" as an answer.
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Who are you? And since you failed to answer the first time, I'll ask again, why did you bring us here?
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And?
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1/2
[You know what?]
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Uh-... Miss? Yeah, no, I uh. [ He scratches his head.] I'm kinda lost? Y'see, this isn't my school and I'm kind of late. I don't get back soon, Sensei's gonna kill me.
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[Now, at least.]
Now you don't have to worry about your Sensei any more. Isn't that good?
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[Pause.]
Wait, this is one of Lothor's tricks, isn't it?
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What I meant to say is that this is your school now.
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If you're starting to suffer from delusions, we do have a very well-trained nurse in the nurse's office.