ANNOUNCEMENT 011

[intercom_voice]

[The intercoms drone to life once more as a familiar voice echoes in the halls.]

My, my, how quiet you've all been! Are my students settling down at last?

[Honestly, being omnipotent was never so boring as when everyone was acting nice...]

I do hope everyone is keeping up with their studies now that the warmer weather is coming in. Fun and games are all good, but education must always come first! Especially considering some of our proud students can't even read.

[Tsk. And after Rin went to the effort of making that board!]

Though on the other hand, do at least try to utilize the many things I supply you with to prevent you from becoming too stir-crazy. Becoming a shut-in is highly undesirable for a student! That said, there are other extremes you should avoid. For example, I'd prefer that you didn't make a habit of soliciting kisses in the halls~...

Now, get back to your studies! Remember, "a sound mind in a sound body" is the ultimate goal!

[The broadcast ends abruptly with a high-pitched burst of static.]

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[intercom_voice]

[dreadwolves]

[Wow he's trying to learn to read okay

Angrily pressing the button on the intercom -- at least Lisa explained how this works -- and practically snarling because he's been waiting to have a word with the infamous "useless bitch".]

Just what do you think you're doing?

[intercom_voice]

[Learn faster!

She takes a moment to respond, at her leisure.]

At this particular moment in time? I'm answering your question.

[dreadwolves]

[one of those types, then. He gets enough of the smartassery from Hawke, honestly. But at least he respects him. He has no desire to put up with it coming from this woman.]

Tell me why you brought us here and do not think for a moment I'll accept "to learn" as an answer.

[intercom_voice]

You're going to have to speak up. I'm afraid I don't speak "uppity elf" as well as I used to.

[dreadwolves]

[Oooooooh...just trying...to keep his composure, and ignore the bitchy comments. Because if he doesn't, he'll break something. And since she's not physically near, it will be the intercom, and he wants to see if he can get some kind of answer.]

Who are you? And since you failed to answer the first time, I'll ask again, why did you bring us here?

[intercom_voice]

I? Oh dear, haven't the other students told you? I'm your principal.

[dreadwolves]

[Okay, fine. But:]

And?

[intercom_voice]

And that means I don't have to answer your questions, of course.

1/2

[dreadwolves]

...

[You know what?]

[dreadwolves]

[Phasing his hand through the intercom before pulling out all the wires and crap and just overall breaking the damn thing.]

[lionranger]

[Dustin tentatively presses the intercom button.]

Uh-... Miss? Yeah, no, I uh. [ He scratches his head.] I'm kinda lost? Y'see, this isn't my school and I'm kind of late. I don't get back soon, Sensei's gonna kill me.

[intercom_voice]

Oh, but you're very mistaken, Dustin! This is your school.

[Now, at least.]

Now you don't have to worry about your Sensei any more. Isn't that good?

[lionranger]

... Preeetty sure it's not.

[Pause.]

Wait, this is one of Lothor's tricks, isn't it?

[intercom_voice]

Tricks? Not at all! I may have been a teensy bit difficult to comprehend, it seems...

What I meant to say is that this is your school now.

[lionranger]

I- I mean, you could say that but it, like, doesn't make it true. But dude, if it was, it'd totally get me out of a hundred push-ups.

[intercom_voice]

Oh, but it is true. You're one of my students now...

[lionranger]

Okay, see, now you're totally sounding like one of Lothor's goons. The whole creepy emphasis thing.

[intercom_voice]

[A long-suffering sigh.]

If you're starting to suffer from delusions, we do have a very well-trained nurse in the nurse's office.