001 - The Unfabulous Return of Fabulous

[fab_for_u]

[[Pegasus had been previously walking somewhere, when he suddenly noticed that he was walking down what appeared to be a hallway of a school. Needless to say, he is not in a good mood.]]

You know, it was funny the first time, sending me to that dreadful place, but I think this is getting out of hand. Here I thought I had escaped the whole idea of being sent to a random... oh what was it called? A game, perhaps?

Would it hurt you to perhaps send me somewhere luxurious? Maybe a fancy hotel? I could sure use a massage right about now.

This is positively unfabulous.

[[ooc: Quick canon note. This Pegasus is from the abridged series universe.]]

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[mrthunderbolt]

[Raiden couldn't help but hear the rant so he followed the voice, quickly looking over at him from behind a corner before hiding behind the wall again. The man didn't appear to be a threat, but Jack figured he wouldn't react well to seeing a cyborg. He stayed still for now.]

[fab_for_u]

[[His plot senses are tingling.]]

Is someone there?

[mrthunderbolt]

[He contemplated not answering, but decided to walk into the hallway and approach.]

Are you one of the teachers here?

[Surely he wasn't a student.]

[fab_for_u]

No, I am quite not a teacher. Though, I suppose being a man of such age and talent, I could easily be one.

Rather, I question as to where I am.

[mrthunderbolt]

From what I can tell, this is a high school.

[There wasn't anything beyond that to tell; he had barely arrived himself.]

But you're the first person I've met here.

[You'd figure there would at least be students around.]

OMG. Too much fabulousness in one room.

[mister_foppish]

It's certainly not ideal! I would've preferred a hotel, honestly.

[And this is the part where your canon self goes screaming and running away. Except...Pegasus doesn't fear himself and he can only imagine this is the school's idea of a sick joke!]

You can never have too much fabulousness!

[fab_for_u]

What is this place, anyways? It looks like some run down school, of sorts! I never thought I'd be going back to school like this!

[[Sadly, this Pegasus is far too used the idea of doubles. Poor thing, I bet the other Pegasus would think he was insane if he told him some of the stories of his previous encounters]]

The world might implode from too much fabu, I tell you

[mister_foppish]

That's exactly it. A school that won't even let us get that massage we've been wanting! You'd think we were a little too old for this. More importantly however, why are you...me?

[Is this an illusion? Someone's idea of a prank? Honestly. And why is he talking in 'we' form? The world shall never know.]

Perhaps!

[fab_for_u]

How dreadful. Someone should call the manager of this place and demand that we deserve such a massage!

As for why I am you? Apparently these type of places like to bring various versions of us to the same location. It can get quite confusing, I must tell you! It's like some sick joke these places play on you. I've gotten used to it, but I had hoped I had been done with such a thing.

But trust me, other versions of us is the least of our worries. I had some rather unfabulous experiences at the other place.

[mister_foppish]

[Well, one thing was for sure. Despite the fact that this man looked like him and held some of his mannerisms, his personality was....well, a little exaggerated. What is more, he's not sure he understands everything that's being said to him.]

You mean....there's more places like this? More of me? Like a parallel universe?

[Cue twilight zooone music.]

[fab_for_u]

Why yes. I suppose you could say as such.