The Self-Proclaimed "King of Thieves"

[stealshinies]

[The door to the nurse's room suddenly flies open, revealing a tanned man clad in a dark red robe. Under one arm was tucked an anatomical cross-section of the human torso and under the other was a mess of sheets. Between his lips rested a cherry lollipop and perched atop his head was a little pink nurse's cap.

Without moving, his eyes trace the hall in front of him while his lips twitch into a smirk.]

I wonder...where am I?

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[fluffydeathdealer]

[Oh hell, that's good. That maliciousness, those mental images... they feed the wicked part of him that's been starved for so long now. There's no outlet for that hatred and cruelty here, nowhere for it to rise up to, and this conversation is making it stir all over again. Dropping down, he straddles the thief's waist, lowering his head to whisper unnervingly close to his lips.]

And to think I thought you were just an asshole...

[Liiiiiick~ ✰]

[stealshinies]

[His Akh doesn't even get to finish that lick before Bakura grabs his two-thirds of a soul by the collar and chucks him off the couch. He doesn't even care if the bastard hits the table on his way down.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

[He does, hitting the table with a crash and lying there. His shoulders shake with laughter that he doesn't even bother to repress.]

Hahahahaha! What? Did I scare you?

[stealshinies]

[Folding his arms again with a scowl on his lips, his good mood was ruined.]

Shut up! If I wanted to masturbate, I would do it myself!

[fluffydeathdealer]

Heh... Too bad.

[He stays where he fell, still trembling with laughter, though not letting any of it escape.]

[stealshinies]

[Bakura, as much as he now wanted to be out of the other's face, was not going to look like a frightened sheep by leaving. Unfortunately, he couldn't just kill his Ba, either...]

I've decided to take this room for my own. So my Akh and Ba best be leaving!

Unless you'd rather I force you out.

[fluffydeathdealer]

I give, I give.

[Holding his hands up in surrender, he gets up, heading for the door.]

But one day I'm going to pay you back. Later, fucker.

[stealshinies]

Fuck off! [Bakura rolls over, turning his back on him.]