FLATTENS EVERYTHING

[roadroller]

[These poor campus hallways. What more needs to be said? There's currently a YELLOW FAT ROADROLLER rolling down them, a beribboned blonde moe robot at its wheel.]

Yahoo~! Our first day of human school, it's so exciting! We're gonna completely dominate it as popular kids! Right Len?

... Len?

[the space next to her is unusually devoid of twin.]

EHHH!? Did that moron fall off?! My cool entrance is ruined! ♪

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[onethirdthesoul]

[Ryou turns his head, following the line of the coast; it was water as far as the eye can see on one end, and endless jungle on the other.]

Maybe we should...take a better look inside first. [NOPE, CHICKENING OUT.]

[roadroller]

Hehe. Yeah, there's probably nothing out there except lions and tigers and bears~! ♪

[OH MY. Rin doesn't really want to get all dirty in the forest, so she is inclined to agree.]

Okay, so before we go out there, we should stock up on supplies! Like snacks and maybe some weapons to fend off the tigers!? But definitely snacks. ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

I, I hope there's no bears... [He lets out a suffering sigh~ and moves back into the school. With the door closed again behind them, he leans back against it and looks nervously down at the floor.

Jungles like that and a school...right by the ocean? There's no way he was in Japan. The layout of this place, the numbering system, none of it looked Japanese, and the few signs he'd seen were in English.]

Hhf... Rin-chan, I can't keep this up...

[roadroller]

Huh? What's the problem? Do you hate snacks? ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

No...I'm sorry, I'm just not in the mood for games right now. [He pushes himself back to his feet, looking worriedly down the hall.]

[roadroller]

... What are you talking about? ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

[She's still not dropping character, even now?]

You know what I mean, Rin-chan... I'm sorry, I just need to be alone for a little while. Excuse me.

[He tries to slip away.]

[roadroller]

[nope, she's not letting him slip away. Rin doesn't understand his sudden mood shift and it's slightly ticking her off]

What, are you talking about the "roleplay" thing? That was your idea. This is who I am. Are you saying I'm annoying? ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

[He can't tell if she's still trying to be in-character, or if she's just being clingy. Ryou still bows his head in an apology regardless.]

No, it's not that...! Like I said, I just need some time alone. So please...

[He just needs some time to think. It's not that he really wants to be alone, but he feels it's the only way he can get a grip on the situation. Besides, he was never good with girls...]

[roadroller]

... [She still doesn't get what brought this on, so she's a little hurt that she's suddenly being pushed away. That's not something she's used to at all. After a moment, she huffs and shakes her head.]

Well, fine! What do I care anyway? Len's probably back by now. ♪

[shrugging her shoulders in a Kanye reminiscent fashion, she heads back toward the roadroller where hopefully someone less boring is waiting for her.]

[onethirdthesoul]

Good luck finding Len-kun... [He smile is a bit forced, and as soon as Rin turns away he does the same, hurrying down the other end of the hall.]