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the_campus2014-01-31 09:48 pm
intercom_voice) wrote in the_campus2014-01-31 09:48 pm
ANNOUNCEMENT 009
[The intercom screeches to life as it does, and the woman speaking over it is as condescending and husky-voiced as always.]
Well hello, my petulant pupils! It seems we have some new blood coming in through our welcoming double doors~ Do treat them nicely, won't you? You wouldn't want to make any enemies in this place, now would you?
After all, the school year is quite long, and I have oh-so-many lessons planned for the lot of you! But fret not, the newly opened game rooms in the East Wing should give you something to relax with. After all, study is good for the mind, but all work and no play makes me precious students dull witted and rife with cabin fever.
[Click.]
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General Mingle
Well hello, my petulant pupils! It seems we have some new blood coming in through our welcoming double doors~ Do treat them nicely, won't you? You wouldn't want to make any enemies in this place, now would you?
After all, the school year is quite long, and I have oh-so-many lessons planned for the lot of you! But fret not, the newly opened game rooms in the East Wing should give you something to relax with. After all, study is good for the mind, but all work and no play makes me precious students dull witted and rife with cabin fever.
[Click.]
General Mingle
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...I do, but...
[Well, how can she say no when he sounds that enthusiastic?]
By all means, go ahead.
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...a new-old friend! [a beat] But, I can't take you with me! You're stuck to the wall.
[Well, there goes that celebration. He hums to himself to a moment of deep thinking. Which is really just the shallow end of a pool.]
Wait, I know how to get you un-stuck! [And what better way to do that then by slamming on the intercom with the bottom of his gun.] Do not worry, Sheila 2.0! I will get you out of there soon!
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[And there's a familiar banging noise.] What do you think you're doing?! Don't vandalize school property! I'm not in the intercom you dolt!
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Wait, what? You aren't?? Then, that means- [a gasp] Sheila...you turned into a real girl!! We're going to have so much fun together! Like, we can go camping, and you wouldn't be used for fire- oh oh, and we could also go skating or flying or even jump roping...
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[There's a click from the other end of the intercom, and then silence.]
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Sheila? Sheila 2.0??
[He taps on the intercom, and when he hears nothing...]
Oh no...SHEILAAAAAAA!! [sniffle] I lost another friend again!
[brb running off to cry]