[Okay, enough with the serious stuff. Well, the serious discussion, anyway. There are other important things to be doing!]
You want to get something to eat? I think I'm starving.
[Even if his stomach's not growling yet, it will be soon. Better to avoid the embarrassment.] Besides, ought to check in on Surge. Poor puppy's going to maul me for leaving him.
[There are two things wrong with that statement: Surge is nowhere near a puppy except in behavior, and by 'maul' Kai really means 'lick me to death and then sit on me forever'.]
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[Okay, enough with the serious stuff. Well, the serious discussion, anyway. There are other important things to be doing!]
You want to get something to eat? I think I'm starving.
[Even if his stomach's not growling yet, it will be soon. Better to avoid the embarrassment.] Besides, ought to check in on Surge. Poor puppy's going to maul me for leaving him.
[There are two things wrong with that statement: Surge is nowhere near a puppy except in behavior, and by 'maul' Kai really means 'lick me to death and then sit on me forever'.]