[Kai needs a father figure while he's here, Niko. Want to volunteer?]

I haven't seen mine since I was a kid, but I can pretty much guess what her 'advice' would be. 'Stay away from us, we're trouble.' [Really, Maya would've been serious.]

Your mom sounds smart. [He laughs as he pushes his bangs out of his eyes.] I think being a dad would be pretty neat- [Wait, stop.] Someday! A really long time from now...and I'd be doing a lot of nice things for their mom if the kid turned out to be anything like me.

[Kai has a feeling he'd be apologizing constantly for that. Trouble seems to literally run in his blood.]