obeytherod: (NAMU  ‣  haha I am totally innocent)
Malik Ishtar ([personal profile] obeytherod) wrote in [community profile] the_campus2013-08-25 10:27 pm

I am Malik Ish-- I MEAN MY NAME IS NAMU.

[Malik had humoured the nurse, listened to her explanation until it made him burn with fury and he knocked her back with a telekinetic blast of his Millennium Rod. He storms out of the office mere moments later, letting out a frustrated cry.]

Rruhh! This cannot be! [Why this, in the middle of the Battle City tournament?! He was so close, so close to his revenge on the Pharaoh he could practically taste it, and now he was here. It made him so furious, and--]

[The teenager suddenly winces, bringing a hand to his head as an intense headache pounds at the forefront of his skull. He takes a moment then to calm himself, shaking for a bit before he finally straightens back up.]

[The Egyptian looks either way down the hall, silently hooking his Millennium Rod to his belt. Now was the worst possible time to be caught off guard like this. But for now he would just have to hope he could find a way out of here...and that he wouldn't bump into anybody who might recognize the Rod for what it really is. Then again, even if he did, he could always use the Rod to warp their mind into thinking it was nothing more than a decoration.

Still, he better play it safe and put on a nice face. After all, he was supposed to be Namu, not Malik.]

Ah...I really am lost! [He calls out innocently.]

((ooc: Here's his Permissions Post for anybody that missed it. I'll default to "no" on everything otherwise, and ask on a case-by-case basis.))
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (...uh what's that on the floor)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oy. Are you an idiot? Finish your rice bowl.

[Bakura stared at him curiously. He couldn't be that silly, could he?]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (What do you WANT?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He points his chopsticks at Malik impolitely.]

You're trying to be 'good', right? It's rude not to eat everything he gives you.

[Just gonna yoink some of that fish.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Dead-eyes)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I? You're doing a good enough job after all.

[Yoink. That's some more fish gone, Malik...]

You can't just leave food on your plate if you're going to be polite. It'll make him think you didn't like it.
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (say what now)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'll eat it for you! ...except for the natto.

[Getting up, he leant over the table to try to grab the bowl, looking at the natto with disgust in his eyes. Nope, not even he will eat that.]

Listen up! Ryou is extremely polite. He's going to think you very ill-mannered if you leave any of the food!
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (YOU SON OF A-!)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you hurt your head as well as your side during that fight last night? I'm trying to help you!

[Vaulting up onto the table, ignoring Ryou's strained legs, he tries to grab the bowl from Malik.]

Why would I want to sabotage you?!
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (What?! You set a trap?!)

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[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...!

[Okay, that was unexpected. But he nods, taking the bowl and fiercely eating the rest of the fish and other remaining food before sitting down. ...the Natto just gets dumped, carefully hidden below the rest of the trash. Setting it back on the table in its right place, he picks up his soup bowl again and lets Ryou take over.]
fluffydeathdealer: Ryou (Ah! That's the rarest card of all!)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah-! Namu-kun, are you alright?

[Ryou blinked at him, staring with wide-eyes. Namu didn't look hurt... Though he looked a little frustrated. Maybe his other self had just wanted something to eat?

...

Or maybe he was just being an ass. That was more likely.
]

Sorry, sorry. I black out a little sometimes. Were you saying anything?
fluffydeathdealer: Ryou (Ahahaha! Haha! ...haaa.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Bread...

[He has to think for a moment.]

I don't have any spoons, but I think we have bread. Just give me a moment.

[Well, at least Namu doesn't seem to have noticed anything too wrong. He just gets up to check the kitchen and comes back with a wrapped loaf of bread before pausing and noticing the empty bowls with a smile. He doesn't comment, but he does look pleased.]

Will this do? It's just white bread, though. I don't have any rye...
fluffydeathdealer: Ryou (Hm... so this is what they eat.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it's fine! Do you need anything else?

[He sets the bread down on the table for the other boy, waiting for his answer. Still, it surprised him that Namu had eaten it all. He had seemed a little hesitant before. Well, maybe he was scared into it? Or he just wanted to be polite. Either way.]
fluffydeathdealer: Ryou (Ahahaha! Haha! ...haaa.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[Ryou graciously took the bowls to the kitchen, washing them up quickly before putting them away. Well, it sure beats eating alone, so that's something.]

I'll just be a minute.

[Or possibly longer since the odds of him showering easily with his leg like this aren't too good.

Well, a few minutes later, a naked Yami Bakura comes out of the showe and goes to get dressed, not really caring about the other person in the room.
]

I guess I should thank you for trusting me enough for that.
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What, you're suddenly so shy? Don't tell me you've never seen a man naked before.

[Bakura grinned, heading towards the dressers and rifling through them for some clothes. After rifling through them for a moment, he settled on some loose trousers, a white t-shirt and-]

Have I lost that coat forever?

[His words were filled with amusement.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (...uh what's that on the floor)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right... you didn't know about the other clothes here. Heheh. I should have let you find out for yourself. It would have been amusing to see you handle your pride with just that outfit.

[Drawing his still-damp hair back, he held his shirt in his teeth for a moment, speaking in a muffled way through it.]

I don't care. Keep it if you want. If not, I'll grab it back whenever you're done with it.
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (And? What do I care?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-08-28 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I was talking more about your lack of spare clothing. Not my 'ugly coat'.

[He caught it, looking amused at Malik's moodswing. Ah, it was so easy to get under his skin here. How perfect. Though he supposes he shouldn't push him too far. Pulling his own shirt on, he slings the trenchcoat over his shoulders, feeling the odd comfort that long coats seemed to bring. Ah, familiarity. This body truly did feel good.]

After all, you'd have had to wear my 'ugly' clothing to go wash yours every day.

Though if you think my host's taste is so bad, you could always try becoming a fashion consultant.

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