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Malik Ishtar ([personal profile] obeytherod) wrote in [community profile] the_campus2013-09-22 01:49 am

EGYPTIAN WHEELIES

[Malik had found something while looking through the East Wing. Just what that "something" was becomes apparent when an engine roars to life, and the skid of tires on tiled flooring echoes through the halls.

Sure...sure, he could just walk his new bike outside...but where was the fun in that?! This wasn't an ATV, and it likely wasn't going to fair well in the spotty terrain outdoors...

So he's just going to take a few smooth-riding laps in the halls before he goes to test it outside.

When somebody gets in his way, he rears the bike back onto one wheel, skidding a few feet on the floor before the front tire slams back down and he comes to a stop.]


What, are you trying to get yourself killed?
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Are you trying to be sly?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bakura, on the other hand, is having the time of his life. It's hilarious seeing Malik like this, and he has to bite back snickers. How many times is he going to drop the Rod, he wonders?]

Maybe you need some way to connect it to you.

[Sitting on the edge of the bed beside Malik, he flops over to half-lie beside him, face down. His voice is a little muffled, if amused.]

Like a rope.
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura ('cause this is dueling... dueling night)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[He eyes Malik's hand's switching with a slight smirk. That was a good look for it...]

Maybe you need to check out some fashion magazines next. [A slight pause.] I've got painkillers left over if you need them.

Speaking of holsters...

[He just snakes his hand up Malik's trouser leg to uncouple the sheath there.]

I'm taking this back.
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Smugness is my middle name)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snickers a little, reclaiming the knife and sitting down on the edge of the bed to clean the blood off of it carefully before resheathing it. Precious things require good care, after all.]

My host is going to be very confused in the morning.
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Tch. How troublesome.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Just relax! Our fingers are nearly 100% healed now, and a little cut like this isn't going to slow him down. If you want it done faster, I'll have to leave him in control for longer when he's home. He's spending more of his free time with his friends then he is here, from what I've noticed.

[He sets the knife in the dresser, carefully, and returns to sit beside Malik.]

Tired?
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Smugly planning)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, then. Just tell him that the extra time is solely to be spent in the apartment if he wants it to continue. As long as you give him a little push, he'll get it done.

[Bakura raises an eyebrow and gets up off the bed.]

I'll leave you to it, then.
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Uh... Come again?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...? What, you want company?

[Bakura's eyebrow arches a little higher, but he obediently sits back down, kicking his shoes off to make it more comfortable and lying beside him.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (...uh what's that on the floor)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not my host... It's new to me.

[Despite his words, he shifts to get more comfortable next to Malik, watching his reaction.]

But I don't mind. I rather like closeness.
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (This throne suits me)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right. He heard you crying out in your sleep and went to comfort you.

[Bakura sounds entirely nonchalant, staring up at Malik as if he's being unreasonable.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Kuriboh? You're joking.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it! I'm beginning to think it's stockholm syndrome... except that would require you to be nice to him sometimes.

[His voice is filled with amusement. This was too precious...]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura ('cause this is dueling... dueling night)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What? I thought you wanted me to hold you like my host does. Come on, then.

[Half-teasingly, he offers his arms, a wicked grin on his face. It was too precious! Malik was so clearly thrown off by his revelation.

Bakura doesn't understand it either, but he's never bothered with things like that anyway. It's too much work to understand.
]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Are you trying to be sly?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Too bad... I'd enjoy finding out what's so appealing about it.

[Oh well. Clearly Malik only likes to be cuddled by Ryou. What a pity!]

Well, if you're not interested...
fluffydeathdealer: Ryou (A loser so close to being scrapped)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Night, then.

[Bakura just shrugs, staying on his side and getting comfortable. It's not like he minds. It's hardly the least comfortable way he's ever slept.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Uh... Come again?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-26 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[For Bakura, sleep is rarely easy. It's not a case of insomnia, or fear, it's simply that if sleep doesn't come quickly, he becomes relentlessly bored. That's why he's still awake when Malik moves.]

...?!

[Bakura starts in surprise at the suddenness of the movement, relaxing after a moment. A little hesitantly, he wraps an arm around Malik's back, holding him close. Just this once.. he won't even tease.]