obeytherod: (POSE  ‣  vroom vroom motherfuckers)
Malik Ishtar ([personal profile] obeytherod) wrote in [community profile] the_campus2013-09-22 01:49 am

EGYPTIAN WHEELIES

[Malik had found something while looking through the East Wing. Just what that "something" was becomes apparent when an engine roars to life, and the skid of tires on tiled flooring echoes through the halls.

Sure...sure, he could just walk his new bike outside...but where was the fun in that?! This wasn't an ATV, and it likely wasn't going to fair well in the spotty terrain outdoors...

So he's just going to take a few smooth-riding laps in the halls before he goes to test it outside.

When somebody gets in his way, he rears the bike back onto one wheel, skidding a few feet on the floor before the front tire slams back down and he comes to a stop.]


What, are you trying to get yourself killed?
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (say what now)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-28 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[That laugh sends a chill down his spine that's all too real. His first thought - Fuck, why now? - is brushed aside by irritation as he realises he's paused. Right. Better not let Malik know he can hear his insane alter ego laughing while he sucks him off. No, better to keep going. Maybe the bastard won't distract him too much.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (...uh what's that on the floor)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-28 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has to bite back a growl of irritation at that, but he doesn't particularly want Malik to know what he can hear right now anyway. Closing his eyes, he tries to focus on multitasking, trying to remember how to even reply. There... he thinks he's got it.

Why the hell would I want to talk to you after all the trouble you've caused?
]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Keh! Don't ramble on!)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-28 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has to fight not to choke at those blunt words.

SHUT UP!

That bastard... A mocking thought occurs to him and he turns his tone a little more sarcastic.

Are you telling me you want me to suck you off as well? My, my... I didn't think you were the type. Too bad you're too much of an asshole for me to bother with.
]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Pft.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-29 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Are you expecting me to tremble in fear? I'm usually the one on the other side of that statement.

He seems unruffled, at least until Malik starts in on the comments about that. Then it's all he can do not to snarl and knock the Rod away. Fighting to stay calm and focus is difficult at best, but he wants to know what Malik is thinking of. Not to mention he doesn't want to accidentally bite out of annoyance.

Bastard! Don't remind me of that. It won't happen again.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (THE FUCK IS THAT)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-29 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Bastard! Reminding him of that-! He tenses, faltering for a moment. His body is still in pain from that attack, and he knows full well just how lucky he was to avoid death. It was a miracle - admittedly one bolstered by the fact that Malik hadn't had the energy to keep Ra up for long.

Words are words. Blood is blood. Neither has power over anything but the minds of the people involved. But your other half is magnificently vulnerable to ideas like that, it seems.

As to you... I wouldn't want a pact with you even if you blew me. It doesn't matter if this body is destroyed. I'll just find another. Haven't you figured that out yet? In this place, it seems it's quite possible I'll get my host back easily enough.


He doesn't even notice he's talking as if meeting this guy is a certainity.
]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Sad... isn't it?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-29 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[...

His tongue and lips keep moving, caressing and sucking in an almost affectionate manner. For a moment he doesn't bother answering.

Idiot. Don't you think I know this won't last? Even with him sealed into the Rod... I know there's a certain point where he'll back out of this entirely. Hell, it might not even get that far. But, Henry's right. I can't let the inevitable breaking of this bond interfere with it. When it ends... it'll end on its own, not because I was too much of a fool to enjoy it when I had it.

Once he realizes Yugi can't die... once he realizes Bakura will foil that plan if it comes too close... Once he realizes just how far Bakura will go, even if it means betraying their 'pact', to unlock Kul Elna's secrets...

Once that happens... it's over.

When you do... this time I'll kill you myself.

He smiles wickedly around the hot length in his mouth. Malik or no Malik... he owes this guy a lot of pain.
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fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Kuriboh? You're joking.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-29 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[The silence in his head is a relief. Now he can concentrate properly, without having to worry about losing his temper. Malik's voice is more pleasant to hear anyway and he notes the warning with amusement.

Almost absently, doubting Malik will be able to recognize the gesture and more on a whim than anything else, he traces two symbols against Malik's skin.

I
KU


'Go on'. It was almost a pun, considering the colloquial other meaning of the word - to climax.
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fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Tch. You're just a pawn.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-29 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Just as planned. He doesn't bother to pull away, swallowing the proof of Malik's enjoyment with a smug look on his face before sitting up.

Him, the cause of Malik's losing his mind? Bullshit...! At least not for some time yet. He'd surely find a way to stop the other Malik for good... and until then, he'd just have to keep Malik content.

Though that didn't mean he couldn't be an utter bastard...

Kiss~♥
]
fluffydeathdealer: Ryou (Bwuh?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-29 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
OUCH-!

[Hitting the floor in this condition was not pleasant and for a moment he just lay there, gasping for breath in a flurry of pain. What the hell happened? Did he fall out of bed?

...and what was this weird taste in his mouth?
]

Ow.... what was that?
fluffydeathdealer: Ryou (GAH WHAT THE HELL)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-29 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
...!!!

[GAH BRB BRUSHING TEETH RIGHT NOW EW EW EWWWWW.]