[EFFECT ROOM] Dresses for the Dressing Room!

[noisycircus]

[Welcome to Lapin Angelique! Everyone who enters this room will suddenly find themselves wearing a Gothic Lolita Dress. They may also have other gothic accessories such as tiny little hats, frilly parasols, vampire capes, or spooky plushies.

Bizarre things will happen if you try to take off the clothes. Maybe it will just be downright impossible, they're stuck to your body. Maybe you'll start to FEEL GOTH and the BLACKNESS OF YOUR HEART compels you to put the clothes back on. Maybe you start taking off the clothes, only to find that doing so causes you to slowly morph into a bunny until you put them back on (or until you're a bunny. But was that REALLY worth it?) It's all up to fate!

Either way, these dresses are probably staying on, at least until the effect wears off. Which could be anything from a couple hours to the rest of the day.]

Comments

[moderndaydragon]

Thanks, Bakura-kun. I doubt it would, anyway... since my clothes never go "off" me.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...Come to think of it, isn't that strange? Your body I can understand, but why would your clothes change too?

[moderndaydragon]

I transform into a giant light dragon. I think "magic" is probably the only answer to that.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

Good point.

[But still a curious one. It has to be wasted energy...]

[moderndaydragon]

Anyways, it's not like it's a conscious choice either way. It just sort of happens, and I'm thankful for it. I'd be having to get a lot of new clothes if they tore every time, or just drop them off somewhere.

And then I'd be cold if I'm changing in the middle of winter or something.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Yeah, it'd be a little awkward. But when you first arrived here you were sort-of naked... did you just transform right out of the bath or something?

[moderndaydragon]

I... don't remember, honestly. Everything before waking up to you is really fuzzy. Maybe?

[fluffydeathdealer]

Man, this just goes to show that you should always transform wearing clothes in the future, in case you get magically kidnapped to a pocket dimension somewhere in space-time.

[moderndaydragon]

[THAT makes her crack up.]

I dunno! They were nice enough to give me clothes here, maybe if I went naked more often I'd get a bunch of free ones!

[fluffydeathdealer]

[He snickers, lips twitching into a brightly amused grin at that.]

Heh! Or maybe it'd give up entirely and assume you don't want clothes~.

[moderndaydragon]

I hope not! I may not be the most modest of people, but that doesn't mean I want to walk around naked!

[fluffydeathdealer]

Then try not to convince this place that you're secretly a nudist.

[moderndaydragon]

Right... I'll do that.

[Sigh. She tugs at the dress again.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

I was joking. I don't think this place cares about your styles. After we moved apartments, my clothes moved themselves.

[moderndaydragon]

This thing caused a blackout then made the building disappear. I'm not taking chances.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Hahahahahaha! Come on! Those weren't personal attacks!

[moderndaydragon]

I wouldn't put it past this place, though!

[fluffydeathdealer]

If it comes to that, it could at least give that guy with my name some goddamn trousers.

[moderndaydragon]

Ug... no kidding. I know Egyptians weren't that big on modesty but come on!

[fluffydeathdealer]

Is he really that bad? You only saw it by accident that time, right?

[moderndaydragon]

And when he decided to have a fit in my room then took a shower. He didn't bother actually drying off or anything.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

Jeez, even I put my pants back on.

[moderndaydragon]

Right? I'll admit, he's not bad looking, but when everything else is the problem, I'm not exactly at a spot to enjoy the view.

[fluffydeathdealer]

[Dammit, it's so hard not to just laugh.]

I can't comment on the looks. Dumb muscle isn't my type. But maybe you should just make a "no trousers no service" sign and hang it on your door or something.

[moderndaydragon]

But then he'd know where I live! Again. I already had to move for that.