[EFFECT ROOM] Dresses for the Dressing Room!

[noisycircus]

[Welcome to Lapin Angelique! Everyone who enters this room will suddenly find themselves wearing a Gothic Lolita Dress. They may also have other gothic accessories such as tiny little hats, frilly parasols, vampire capes, or spooky plushies.

Bizarre things will happen if you try to take off the clothes. Maybe it will just be downright impossible, they're stuck to your body. Maybe you'll start to FEEL GOTH and the BLACKNESS OF YOUR HEART compels you to put the clothes back on. Maybe you start taking off the clothes, only to find that doing so causes you to slowly morph into a bunny until you put them back on (or until you're a bunny. But was that REALLY worth it?) It's all up to fate!

Either way, these dresses are probably staying on, at least until the effect wears off. Which could be anything from a couple hours to the rest of the day.]

Comments

[roadroller]

[meanwhile Rin is seriously considering it because charisma is totes her highest stat irl.]

Hmm... do they have bird faces, or just wings? ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Un, they have bird faces, although they can be pretty cute too if you make the beak smaller and give them a sort of human-hybrid look. I could do that for you if you wanted.

[roadroller]

...Nah. I think elf is probably better! ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Elf works! I can work on your piece later today. Eheh, not that we can play anytime soon...what with my Monster World still needing to be built.

[roadroller]

Ok! And I don't need to know optimal classes. I'll be a bard of course! ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Un, it fits you, Rin-chan.

[Ryou places his miniature back onto the desk, since he's just been idly holding it this whole time.

It was sort of weird, getting along with a girl who wasn't Anzu-chan.]

[roadroller]

[puffing out her chest proudly when he says that. OF COURSE IT DOES.]

I'm an idol, after all! ♪

[maybe she should put down this piece she picked up too though]

[onethirdthesoul]

Eheh, I just had a feeling you might like singing.

[A very strong feeling!] But you're really an idol? Wow! That's pretty cool.

[roadroller]

Of course I like singing! I did tell you I'm a Vocaloid, right!? 'S what I was created for! ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

C...created? [She was still going on about that? Ryou smiles nervously, trying to tentatively break the news to her.]

Rin-chan...we aren't roleplaying right now.

[roadroller]

Um, duh, I know that. Are you so convinced I'm a human girl? ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Well, you look pretty human to me! [He reaches out to the side of his head, pulling his ears.] There's no elf ears or anything!

[roadroller]

Why would a robot have elf ears!? That's a total mixup of genres! ♪

[Take that, AVANNA.]

[onethirdthesoul]

U-un, of course...my mistake. [He lowers his hands, deciding that maybe it's better not to argue the point.] You're just so convincing, I didn't think you were a robot at all, Rin-chan.

[roadroller]

Hmm, well I'm flattered you think so! But I have no reason to pretend to be human. Being a robot is way better! Humans have all this body stuff... like farts. It's gross!

Oh, but as long as you have good hygiene, it's not too bad. You shower daily right? ♪

[these are important questions that his fate is riding on.]

[onethirdthesoul]

... [Oh god, his secondhand embarrassment levels are off the charts. Secondhand, and even firsthand! Was she seriously asking him if he showered daily?!

Ryou finally answers after a moment, and he sounds a little indignant all things considered.]

Of course! I shower every day, and brush my teeth too! Why wouldn't I...

[roadroller]

That's good. Sorry, I had to ask. You don't know the kinda men I used to deal with on a daily basis!

[his lack of a neckbeard was already a plus in his favor. Rin nods, looking satisfied.]

Yup, you check out. ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Eheh...I'm not sure I want to know if you had to ask...

[Ryou freezes at that last bit, smiling awkwardly again.] ...What exactly do I check out for?

[roadroller]

Ah, for the favor I had in mind! Hehehe. Speaking of that... [Rin steeples her fingers together and gives him some doe eyes.]

I know this is sudden, but! Will you please let me be your roommate? ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

[Ryou bristles, sputtering slightly at the request. Him? Roommates? With a girl?! No way, no how!

What would other people think... What did she think?!]

W-what?! But Rin-chan, that's improper! Th-there's only one bedroom, and I mean, I really don't think it's a good idea...

[roadroller]

If you're thinking it's cause I'm a girl, I promise that won't be a problem! I've had a male roommate for as long as I've lived... And plus I'm bi, so I don't actually know how I'd deal if my roommate was a girl? On the other hand, you're an obvious herbivore, so it's likely that nothing will happen between us~!

Anyway, it's important to me, you know? I'm a twin, so I've never been on my own before. It's driving me crazy! If I have to stay by myself for much longer, I'm just gonna go on a rampage...

[And she probably means that. She's not letting it show in front of other people, but without Len she is often lonely and depressed.]

Pleaaaase? I'll be on my best behavior! I'll sing for you too, if you want! ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Ah... [Ryou sighs, not appreciating the unnecessary information on her preferences or fact he's being guilt tripped, and yet he's helpless to resist. He's not sure where she gets the idea that he's a herbivore though... He likes meat and fish as much as the next person.]

I don't know... I believe you, I just...

[His voice grows quieter as he goes on, ashamed of himself more than anything. He could understand what it felt like to be without your sibling, he really could sympathize with that... But if Rin stayed here, he'd never be able to relax. Especially not with the Ring around.

...It was selfish of him, wasn't it? When she was asking for his help. He was being totally selfish.

He rubs the back of his head, going on.]

I just mean I'm sure you can find somebody more suitable than me, right? I'm not that great...

[roadroller]

So it's no good?

[Rin's looking pretty disappointed. She was really hoping it wouldn't be so much of a bother for him and that he'd be cool about it from the start. She's not used to hearing anyone tell her "no", so she has a hard time taking it for an answer. She pouts.]

Well, I couldn't think of anyone else. But I guess that's someone else's problem now. ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Un, I'm really sorry. But I think it's for the best. [He bows his head politely with a smile, feeling the guilt twist in his chest at that pout.]

I'm sure you can find somebody else no problem! It's not you, after all, it's me.

[roadroller]

Ryou-kun, that's so cliche.

[She's joking half-heartedly. Rin has no intention of leaving in a huff just because her favor got rejected. She's still visiting after all. Instead, she'll just change the subject.]

Weren't you gonna get me a snack? ♪

[Yeah, he can at least do that if he's not gonna let her stay.]