[EVENT: BEACH TIME!]

[thenotsostraightman]

[Normally, one might count walking into a standard classroom only to find a bright, sunny beach instead to be a very pleasant surprise. But as Tadakuni stood there; blankly trying to wrap his head around what just happened- Only one question plagued his mind enough to dwarf all other concerns.]

.......

WHY AM I IN SCHOOL TRUNKS AGAIN!?

((OOC: Welcome to the Beach Room! Once inside, everyone who enters will suddenly appear dressed in swimwear of some kind. Unfortunately, those who try to leave will find an invisible barrier blocking them from exiting the room for at least 3 hours. So have fun, take a swim, play some volleyball, enjoy the cheesy beach-party music, or find some other activity to occupy your time! Emergency suntan lotion will of course be instantly available for all you beach-goers to avoid a nasty sunburn!)) 

Comments

[ivantheterrible]

[Well that wasn't quite the reaction Ivan was expecting, and while he usually reveled in a bit of fear, that wasn't what he was looking for right now.]

Uhh... [He cants his head, bluntly replying.] Touching your dick?

[He emphasizes that point by giving Roy another squeeze. So much for subtly! Not that Ivan was every very proficient in it anyway.]

[thatcatfrom101]

[Roy does his best to hold back that not-so-manly squeak when Ivan gives him another squeeze, and thanks everything that is good and holy that he does so successfully. This is not...good! Well it's good, but it's too good! He's not ready for this! He was supposed to hit on someone, get smacked around, and go on his merry way! No seriously why does he have these thoughts???

SHITSHITSHITSHIT IT'S THE INCIDENT WITH ANNA ALL OVER AGAIN FUUUUUCK.]

...Yeah, heh, I noticed. [Fuckfuckfuckshitfuck.] Not the reaction I expected, Blondie.

[ivantheterrible]

Well what were you expecting when you got this--[Ivan teasingly rolls his palm up against Roy's manhood.]--huh?

Especially... [He leans in, face close to Roy's.] When it was over this--

[Then, just as suddenly as before, he takes his free hand and balls it into a fist, ramming it into Roy's gut.]

Do you like that? Haha! [He lets go of Roy completely and gleefully knocks him over, smothering his face in to the sand again.] How perverse....

[thatcatfrom101]

Ah--!

[Roy instantly shuts his mouth, going as far as biting his lower lip to keep himself from making any more weird and girly noises. This was not going as planned and he had to abort this shit right now! BUT HOW?]

I--agh! [He bends forward a bit when he feels the fist slam into his gut, and before he can do or say anything he's dropping to the ground with a face full of sand again. He manages to at least turn his head a little so he doesn't get a mouthful again.]

--You're more fucked up than I am!

[ivantheterrible]

[Ivan gives Roy a somewhat jaded look at his reaction.]

I don't know about that. It's much more natural to enjoy the pain of others than it is to enjoy receiving pain.

[He reaches over, grabbing Roy by the hair again and pulling him upwards so he can whisper into his ear.]

You know how, sometimes, you'll see somebody you hate get hurt? That satisfied feeling you get inside knowing they got what they deserved--it's the same thing.

[Almost gleefully, he leans back and says one last thing.] If anything, you're much worse!

[thatcatfrom101]

[Roy gets chills down his spine at the combination of his hair being pulled and Ivan whispering into his ear.

He doesn't say anything, but the look on his face basically says that he knows Ivan's right -- at least he thinks he is. And he really, really, hates that.]

...

[ivantheterrible]

But don't worry~ [Ivan comforts, narrowing his gaze as he looks Roy right in the eyes. All at once he lets go of him, granting him an ounce of personal space.]

Your secret is safe with me... [He smiles, so blatantly deceptive it could hardly be considered deceit at all.] People like us, we need to stick together.