[MINGLE ] And many happy returns to you, Bakura!

[wildcard_of_the_desert]

[Has a creepy, stalkerish or just plain rude valentine made it under your doorstep? Probably, at least until Bakura got lazy and stopped bothering. Regardless, do you want to express how you feel about said valentine to him? Then this is the place to do so!]

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[fluffydeathdealer]

Hehehe.

[Grabbing the note, he uncrumples it, smirking.]

I don't recall saying there was~! I'm actually pretty fond of your butt. What there is of it.

[obeytherod]

Feh. Well that's just too bad. It's off-limits now.

[He doesn't seem to be joking, either.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

...!!!

[FUCK-]

O-oi! I didn't mean it to piss you off that much!

[obeytherod]

You'll just have to live with the consequences.

[Judging by that smile that creeps up, looks like Malik's sadistic streak is coming back, and at the worst possible moment.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

Then I guess you won't be sticking it in me either.

[Because fuck that noise, you little bastard.]

I'll make it up to you, dammit!

[obeytherod]

Keh keh keh... [He lifts his hands up in a shrug.]

That's fine by me. I always have Harriet. [He leans forward, narrowing an eye.] But maybe I'll give you a second chance~ What do you plan to do?

[fluffydeathdealer]

[His eyes narrow sharply at those words. That bastard... He wouldn't dare to disregard him for her...]

Tch... Then I guess you don't want the surprise the two of us planned for you, then?

[obeytherod]

...? [He straightens back up, eying Bakura skeptically.] Surprise? What's the occasion?

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[fluffydeathdealer]

...

What? Did you think I was writing those stupid things for fun?

[fluffydeathdealer]

...well, you're kind of right, but there was a reason for it. I was making fun of a yearly tradition.

It's Valentine's Day today. The day of sappy love letters.

Harriet and I planned something special for you, but if you don't want it, then that's fine.

[obeytherod]

[The answer to the first question? Yes. But he hears Bakura out, folding his arms thoughtfully in the meantime. Once he's finished, Malik's actually smiling, but it's not totally lacking in his earlier devilishness.]

Oi, I never said that. I want to know what it is! If it's good, I'll forgive you. Mostly.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Hoh... That's too bad for you! It's a surprise. I won't tell you what it is unless she agrees to spoil it for you.

[Smirking maliciously, he folds his arms over his chest.]

[obeytherod]

[So that's how it's going to be? Well two can play at this game.]

I could just use my soul fragment to find out, you know. So you might as well tell me now.

[fluffydeathdealer]

[Bakura's smile only widens.]

But if you do, we'll have to call it off~. It's no good doing it if you're expecting it.

[obeytherod]

...! ...Fine. [For what should be begrudging acceptance after that look of shock, he seems pretty confident. Probably because he plans on doing it when Bakura isn't looking.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

[That confidence... what is he up to?]

...oi. I'm serious.

[obeytherod]

Me too, me too~ Don't worry.

[fluffydeathdealer]

If you don't look surprised when it happens, I'm calling the whole thing off.

[Better hope you've gotten to be a better actor, jerk.]

[obeytherod]

I just said "don't worry"! [Malik lets out a small laugh.] I'll be surprised~

[...If Bakura wanted it to be one so badly, he'll humour him. He just hopes he doesn't regret this decision. He wasn't exactly fond of surprises.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

[He relaxes at those words, nodding.]

Thanks. It's not all that big, but it does mean something.

[obeytherod]

[Malik smiles as he sees Bakura relax. Did it really mean that much to him? Then maybe he really did make the right choice not to snoop.

...But there's still a long day ahead. Who knows if he'll change his mind.]

Keh keh...have fun then~ [He turns, holding his hand up in a farewell. Malik still has to go walk Anubis.]