CAMPUS WIDE EVENT: SPRING FEVER

[intercom_voice]

[Today, the lovely denizens of the Campus will wake up to a beautiful spring morning. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, and pollen is in there. But this isn't just any pollen, the kind that afflicts the allergy prone to months of watery eyes and sneezing, oh no, this pollen is far more potent.

This morning, you will wake up with exactly one menial illness. It won't kill you, it won't even really hurt you, but it will be a constant annoyance to you for the next week. Sicknesses range from sneezes and rashes to spontaneous floral growth out of the forehead region. Really, anything goes.]

((ooc: okay, so, feel free to give your characters whatever silly or petty illness you want! This event ends on the 25th. Our cooperative event has been postponed due to a lack of feedback/interest--since it's an event that requires at least a small group of people to be active in.))

Comments

[lumineinfinitus]

[Huh, a cute little girl. It's clear she's not human, but it's also clear she's not a combat Reploid, either. Which means this place probably is a school like it looks.

Maybe.]

Здравствуйте! [He smiles a little sheepishly, not even sure if she speaks whatever the hell he's talking in. His systems are so scrambled he can't tell.] Не думаю, что вы можете понять меня?

[roadroller]

[... New robot is Russian. Ok then.]

Oh... sorry, I don't understand! Do you speak any Japanese? ♪

[lumineinfinitus]

Orrysay, utbay ymay ystemssay areway avinghay... omesay ortsay ofway oblempray.

[Oh great, he doesn't recognize this either. In fact, he's pretty sure this isn't actually a language at all, what the hell.]

Oday ouyay avehay anyway ideaway at'swhay appeninghay erehay?

[roadroller]

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[She rattles off the advertisement in a complete non sequiter. And then she has the nerve to stare at X's pig latin: what language is THAT? Polish....???]

I'm sorry, I still don't understand you! Jeez, did the translator break again? ♪

[lumineinfinitus]

[...Did she just advertise at him? What the fuck? What is with this place?!]

Uh...

[He's not sure what to say to that.]

Areway ouyay okayway?

[roadroller]

[Rin doesn't understand what he's saying, but that look he's giving her she definitely understands.]

...What? What's wrong? Is there something on my face? ♪

[pointing at herself for emphasis.]

[lumineinfinitus]

Ouyay ereway ayingsay omethingsay aboutway... uh... axestay?

[He's not going to get anywhere with this broken translator, is he.]