CAMPUS WIDE EVENT: SPRING FEVER

[intercom_voice]

[Today, the lovely denizens of the Campus will wake up to a beautiful spring morning. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, and pollen is in there. But this isn't just any pollen, the kind that afflicts the allergy prone to months of watery eyes and sneezing, oh no, this pollen is far more potent.

This morning, you will wake up with exactly one menial illness. It won't kill you, it won't even really hurt you, but it will be a constant annoyance to you for the next week. Sicknesses range from sneezes and rashes to spontaneous floral growth out of the forehead region. Really, anything goes.]

((ooc: okay, so, feel free to give your characters whatever silly or petty illness you want! This event ends on the 25th. Our cooperative event has been postponed due to a lack of feedback/interest--since it's an event that requires at least a small group of people to be active in.))

Comments

[lumineinfinitus]

Then that's all I need to know about you. You didn't know me, after all, did you? But you still wanted to help.

There's not many people like you.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Most people here are pretty nice, though. I've only really run into one or two that wouldn't stop to help.

[lumineinfinitus]

Is that so? Maybe this place isn't as bad as it seems, then.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Just be cautious around Egyptians... Both of the ones I know here are kind of temperamental, and one of them might try to stab you.

[...actually both of them might try to stab him.]

[lumineinfinitus]

[...Well, okay then.]

I'll keep that in mind.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Sorry. It's a necessary warning. I know robots don't need to worry about stabbing so much, but it might still mess up your wiring.

[lumineinfinitus]

It depends on the blade they're using. If it's not very good, then even without my armor it might just break, but there's a chance that it can pierce if I'm not in my armor.

So I appreciate the warning.

[fluffydeathdealer]

That's good to know! But I doubt you'll have much trouble. Both of them keep to themselves quite a bit.

[Malik... he misses you.]

I don't think there's any other dangers that aren't mentioned on the board in the nurse's office.

[lumineinfinitus]

That's a relief, but... I think I'll stay cautious for a bit longer. Not that I don't believe you, but I'm a bit... used to things going wrong very quickly from the smallest things.

[fluffydeathdealer]

It's probably for the best. Though the biggest danger here is just the place itself.

[lumineinfinitus]

The transformations that Voice makes it go through?

[fluffydeathdealer]

Un. Those are the things you have to watch out for.

[lumineinfinitus]

I doubt they could be much worse than what I've already experienced, so I suppose I have an unfair advantage there.

[fluffydeathdealer]

Well, that's for the best, isn't it? Being a robot, you have a lot of advantages over us! It's something to be grateful for.

[lumineinfinitus]

...I suppose so.

[Don't mind that brief flash of darkness in his eyes, there, Ryou.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

Ah- sorry... I didn't mean to be insulting. It just seems like the Voice would have a hard time making you suffer. So it'd probably be pretty good, right...?

[lumineinfinitus]

[Ah, he... X shakes his head, smiling sadly.]

You didn't insult me. There are just things that I... sometimes think are more curses than blessings. That's all.

[fluffydeathdealer]

I see... Uhm. Do you eat?

[lumineinfinitus]

I don't need to, but I can, yes.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...do you like to?

[lumineinfinitus]

I do, as a matter of fact. Are you a cook?

[fluffydeathdealer]

Not a professional, but I do like to cook.

[lumineinfinitus]

If you're offering something to eat, I'd like that a lot, I think.

[fluffydeathdealer]

That's exactly what I was offering. Though we'll have to go to the home economics room. It's this way.

[He points, and starts walking.]

[lumineinfinitus]

I don't mind. I'd like to learn the layout a little better anyway.

[He falls into step beside Ryou easily.]