CAMPUS WIDE EVENT: SPRING FEVER

[intercom_voice]

[Today, the lovely denizens of the Campus will wake up to a beautiful spring morning. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, and pollen is in there. But this isn't just any pollen, the kind that afflicts the allergy prone to months of watery eyes and sneezing, oh no, this pollen is far more potent.

This morning, you will wake up with exactly one menial illness. It won't kill you, it won't even really hurt you, but it will be a constant annoyance to you for the next week. Sicknesses range from sneezes and rashes to spontaneous floral growth out of the forehead region. Really, anything goes.]

((ooc: okay, so, feel free to give your characters whatever silly or petty illness you want! This event ends on the 25th. Our cooperative event has been postponed due to a lack of feedback/interest--since it's an event that requires at least a small group of people to be active in.))

Comments

[roadroller]

Who the hell says things like "you'd make a cute corpse?!" It's a valid question!! ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

I say shit like that!

[C'mon, you were seriously that surprised?]

And you're a robot; do you really think I'd be interested in you like that? No offense.

[roadroller]

So that's the problem!?

Jeez... I've never been happier to be a robot, you skeleton fucker! ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

...oi. Even if I was into corpses, which I'm not, nobody fucks skeletons.

[roadroller]

How should I know? Why do you know? Are you subscribed to some kind of necro magazine? ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

...you're really weird, Miss Robot.

[Sigh. Fine, he'll explain the logics of skeleton fucking to her.]

It's simple logic. Skeletons are all bone. The most you could do is stick it in the eye socket, and you wouldn't get anything out of that.

But like I said, I'm not into corpses. Once the life goes out of something, it gets boring. I wouldn't even poke a corpse with a stick, let alone a body part. It'd just be too annoying that it didn't yell at me.

[roadroller]

You're putting a lot of thought into this for someone who isn't a necro. Why do you want it to yell at you? ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

I'm putting thought into it because you didn't put any at all...

[Sigh.]

Because it's boring otherwise. There's no point in poking something that doesn't get annoyed. It's only entertaining for a second or two.

[roadroller]

Why would I want to put thought into that? It's gross. So are you!

[Rin's giggling by this point though.]

Well, boring things are the worst, so I'll give you that much. ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

Because if you're going to accuse someone of something, you should at least be clear on what the hell you're accusing them of! Hell, I could claim you just want in Ryou's pants, but I'm not.

[Mostly because Ryou's gayer than a pride parade.]

At least that's something we agree on.

[roadroller]

Psh, yeah, of course you're not. They're your pants too, aren't they?

And who wouldn't agree? ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

Who knows? Ryou seems to like the quiet life!

...and please, I'd have way better pants than this if he didn't insist on wearing these.

[roadroller]

He's a gamer though, isn't he?

Oh, I see. Ryou-kun wears the pants in your relationship. ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

. . .

Firstly, I'm a gamer too. Secondly, like hell-!

[Not that anyone could really assume Ryou to wear the pants in any relationship...]

...thirdly, good one.

[...but he had to admit approval of the joke.]

[roadroller]

[Rin giggles again. At least he's a good sport.]

I try~ ♪

[conveniently ignoring the second point]

But, what kind of games do you like then? Are they different ones from what Ryou-kun likes? ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

I like videogames a little more lately with all this future technology around here, but I've played all sorts... everything from old games where they just throw dice to bet on stuff, to card games, to those tabletop RPGs Ryou likes so much. I like tabletop games a lot, but only on the DM side.

But any game where I can mess with the other players is especially fun.

[roadroller]

Oh! You should play munchkin. It's like an easier RPG where the goal is to mess with each other. ... And become the strongest the fastest, but you know. ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

'Munchkin'...? That's one I'm not actually familiar with. But it sounds like it's right up my alley, actually!

[Become strong and mess with the other players... it really is his perfect game, from that description.]