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Malik Ishtar ([personal profile] obeytherod) wrote in [community profile] the_campus2013-09-22 01:49 am

EGYPTIAN WHEELIES

[Malik had found something while looking through the East Wing. Just what that "something" was becomes apparent when an engine roars to life, and the skid of tires on tiled flooring echoes through the halls.

Sure...sure, he could just walk his new bike outside...but where was the fun in that?! This wasn't an ATV, and it likely wasn't going to fair well in the spotty terrain outdoors...

So he's just going to take a few smooth-riding laps in the halls before he goes to test it outside.

When somebody gets in his way, he rears the bike back onto one wheel, skidding a few feet on the floor before the front tire slams back down and he comes to a stop.]


What, are you trying to get yourself killed?
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Is that all you've got? I expected more)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes... I am. But...

[He sits in front of Malik.]

I'm talking about a promise that has nothing and everything to do with this. Nothing to do with the Items, or with our goals... just with us. Of course, I'm going to swear that oath to you... but I'm suggesting this as well.

Have you heard of the term 'blood brothers' before? It's a promise of loyalty formed by mixing our blood. By mixing the blood from both of our hands, in that way, we become symbolically linked as 'family' as well as whatever else we are. You could call it a sacred oath. It's a promise of kinship that can never be broken, or betrayed. A promise of trust. By taking it, we swear to never intentionally betray, murder, or abandon one another.

...though, knowing us, I wouldn't suggest promising not to hurt one another.

[His voice is a little dry as he rests his hand on his side.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Shall we dance?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[An odd feeling of relief settles into him at the agreement, unexpected as it is. This uncertain game has drawn even him into foolish mistakes. Hopefully this isn't going to be another one.]

Then, I'll make my promise regarding your conditions first, shall I?

[He extends his hand, offering it to Malik like a sacrifice.

And knowing Malik's sadism, it might as well be.
]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Don't be a fool)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[He hisses slightly with an irritated look at how slow Malik took that. They probably shouldn't have done this indoors; the blood bubbles up from the wound, spilling over the edges to drip towards the side of his hand and head ever-downwards to the ground.]

Then, I swear upon this blood you've spilt... No matter what happens, I will not so much as harm a hair on the head of your family. I swear not to try to separate you from them in any way, and to immediately and unhesitantly obey any request from you to restore your soul to its original location.

[Is he meant to add an amen or something? Because he doesn't care for that crap]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Eye see you...)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
...

[It was almost cute. Malik clearly had no idea about this stuff... though how could he? The guy had next to no idea about most stuff.

Clasping Malik's hand in his own briefly, he nodded with a firmness and seriousness to it that seemed different to his usual childishness.
]

I promise the same; that I won't intentionally betray, murder or abandon you. From this moment on-

[...okay he shouldn't have silently mocked Malik, this shit is hard to say. He swallows a little.]

-from this moment on, we're family.
Edited 2013-09-25 02:46 (UTC)
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Are you trying to be sly?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[It's an odd feeling. His hand is tingling, and he's wondering what he's gotten into. 'Family', huh? What a stupid thought... But he's gotten what he wanted. Even so, his thoughts are a maelstrom of curiosity and strange thoughts.

He stays silent for a while before he speaks.
]

Let me know when you're ready.

[He isn't going to surprise him this time
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (I still have this!)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[The question is... will it work again, since Malik lost the first time? Only one way to find out if the initial loss still counts!]

Soul-Body Transfer!

[With Malik actually holding the Rod, it should be a lot less unpleasant, at least...]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Smug little smirk)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
...who knows? If you put the Rod down and you pass out, that'd be the easiest way to find out.

[Bakura just grins, watching him to see if he'll take the bait.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Smugness is my middle name)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
...hmhmhm...

[Well, that answered that. Oh Malik, you idiot, you should have at least put some pillows down first. Picking up the Rod, he taps the end of it against Malik's nose, holding it there.]

Good morning, Malik! Sleep well?
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Oh don't give me that look.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Heheheh... Maybe you should have sat down on the bed before you tried that... I'll get you some ice!

[Just going to get up and disappear into the kitchen, sounding disturbingly cheerful.]
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Kuriboh? You're joking.)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Returning with the ice and the first aid kit in his arms, he pauses to stare. Malik, are you serious? Setting them aside, he drags Malik up onto the bed and quickly cleans and bandages his hand before he lets him even lightly touch the Rod this time.

He tucks it into Malik's belt - though his hands don't take the most direct path there. This is an opportunity, after all!
]

Oy, oy... try to remember, okay?
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Are you trying to be sly?)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bakura, on the other hand, is having the time of his life. It's hilarious seeing Malik like this, and he has to bite back snickers. How many times is he going to drop the Rod, he wonders?]

Maybe you need some way to connect it to you.

[Sitting on the edge of the bed beside Malik, he flops over to half-lie beside him, face down. His voice is a little muffled, if amused.]

Like a rope.
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura ('cause this is dueling... dueling night)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[He eyes Malik's hand's switching with a slight smirk. That was a good look for it...]

Maybe you need to check out some fashion magazines next. [A slight pause.] I've got painkillers left over if you need them.

Speaking of holsters...

[He just snakes his hand up Malik's trouser leg to uncouple the sheath there.]

I'm taking this back.
fluffydeathdealer: Yami Bakura (Smugness is my middle name)

[personal profile] fluffydeathdealer 2013-09-25 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snickers a little, reclaiming the knife and sitting down on the edge of the bed to clean the blood off of it carefully before resheathing it. Precious things require good care, after all.]

My host is going to be very confused in the morning.

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