[EFFECT ROOM] Dresses for the Dressing Room!

[noisycircus]

[Welcome to Lapin Angelique! Everyone who enters this room will suddenly find themselves wearing a Gothic Lolita Dress. They may also have other gothic accessories such as tiny little hats, frilly parasols, vampire capes, or spooky plushies.

Bizarre things will happen if you try to take off the clothes. Maybe it will just be downright impossible, they're stuck to your body. Maybe you'll start to FEEL GOTH and the BLACKNESS OF YOUR HEART compels you to put the clothes back on. Maybe you start taking off the clothes, only to find that doing so causes you to slowly morph into a bunny until you put them back on (or until you're a bunny. But was that REALLY worth it?) It's all up to fate!

Either way, these dresses are probably staying on, at least until the effect wears off. Which could be anything from a couple hours to the rest of the day.]

Comments

[fluffydeathdealer]

If that's enough reason for them not to like you, then they can all be consumed by the devils of Hell for all I care. They're not worth your time.

But I doubt you're as disliked as you think.

[moderndaydragon]

Hehehe... gonna be my guard knight or something, Bakura-kun?

You think so?

[fluffydeathdealer]

If you need me to keep the crazies away from you, I'm your man!

But yeah. You're too cool not to be liked.

[moderndaydragon]

I'll be sure to remember that, Sir Bakura-kun!

[Giggle. She does flash him a smile, though, rubbing the back of her neck.]

Thank you.

[fluffydeathdealer]

[I'll scare the hell out of those idiots...]

It's fine! Just be careful about who you choose to let too close, alright?

[moderndaydragon]

I don't need another "king of thieves," yeah... I'll try to be careful.

[fluffydeathdealer]

[Oh, Karasu... if only you knew.]

Did he ask you to do anything yet?

[moderndaydragon]

Nothing yet, no. I don't know if I'm happy about that or wish he'd just make requests and lower those favors already.

[fluffydeathdealer]

He's probably trying to make you squirm. That type get their kicks from making people uncomfortable.

[moderndaydragon]

Probably. I should just kick him right in the spot he doesn't wear clothes.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...his chest?

[Hey, he wears that shendyt...]

[moderndaydragon]

His dick.

[fluffydeathdealer]

But he wears that shend...

...

[Wait.]

When the hell did you see that he doesn't wear underwear?!

[moderndaydragon]

He was trying to get me to fly with him on my back and wouldn't get off or get the hint. So I changed back, he fell on me, and then he got up and walked over me before I could move.

...I got an eyefull.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

[He pats her gently, soothingly.]

Oh boy... I bet that was all kinds of terrible. Poor thing.

[moderndaydragon]

No kidding. Bleh.

[She won't mention that he was fairly well hung, mostly because she still can't believe she bothered to notice that.]

At least it was only a moment or two.

[fluffydeathdealer]

[Damn, Karasu, you could at least compliment his package...]

I'd hope you didn't stare that long.

[moderndaydragon]

[She doesn't know it's you!]

Why would I stare at someone like that? The only person I feel like staring at with that sort of thing is someone I'm sleeping with.

[fluffydeathdealer]

[...he'd ask if she was too young to be thinking of that, but she's a teenager. Of course she's full of hormones...]

Heh... I guess that's true. But that's just rude of him! Wandering around flashing young women like that, even accidentally...

[moderndaydragon]

I don't think he cares about being polite much! When he was eating, it was like watching a starving wolf.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

[He rubs the back of his head ruefully.]

I could point out the flaws in pointing out someone else's eating habits, knowing the way you and I eat. But I'll just point out that he's supposedly from centuries in the past. Manners probably aren't a thing there.

[moderndaydragon]

...Eheh... good point. But at least I wasn't the one telling him to stick his hand in the fire to turn the food over.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

He made you what?

[GDI other him! He'll just be checking Karasu's hands for surreptitiously.]

[moderndaydragon]

[There's no sign of any burns; either she never got any or they were faint enough to be fully healed by now.]

I grabbed them in my other form, so the scales absorbed most of the damage, I think... it was still painful at the time, though.

[fluffydeathdealer]

That asshole...! You shouldn't have to go through that!

[...he wishes he'd seen it. It would have been interesting, since there weren't any consequences.]