CAMPUS WIDE EVENT: SNOWED IN

[intercom_voice]

[Early morning on the 15th, the building is deathly chilly as well as unusually dark. Even with the heat on people will find themselves wandering the halls and shivering, their breath fogging up in front of them. Anybody foolish enough to try and leave the building will find that the door simply won't budge due to the amount of snow piled against it, and any attempts to exit (or look) through the windows will greet them with a daunting wall of white. Even the courtyard is inaccessible, as is the door leading up to the rooftop.

Outside on the island, it seems a heavy snow storm has blanketed everything in a thick layer of white.]

((ooc: The event will last 7 days, with the first 4 being snowed-in, the 5th being a blizzard, the 6th another snow-in day, and the 7th having the snow melting. A post will be made on the 19th and 21st respectively. You can see the conditions here, and on the weekly weather sticky:

15th Wed: -32~-20°F; 20 mph; SNOWED IN
16th Thurs: -30~-23°F; 26 mph; SNOWED IN
17th Fri: -28~-18°F; 18 mph; SNOWED IN
18th Sat: -37~-29°F; 21 mph; SNOWED IN
19th Sun: -45~-38°F; 32 mph; SNOWED IN / BLIZZARD CONDITIONS
20th Mon: -15~0°F; 15 mph; SNOWED IN
21st Tues: 10~20°F; 5 mph winds; SNOW MELTING

Mingle, tag around, make your own posts and most of all--have fun! If you have any questions just contact the mod account. Characters with magic powers or a lot of strength CAN get through the doors, but those doors won't stay clear for long. The snow is VERY heavy.))

Comments

[whiterosefoes]

[pfff]

Well, he was quite good orally.

[Harriet says it between giggles. Linguist indeed. She'll correct him in a moment, but for now this is too rich.]

[obeytherod]

I didn't know you were that into talking dirty, Harriet...

[Malik follows up with his own punchline, which may have actually been pretty decent were he not already the butt of a joke himself.]

[whiterosefoes]

[It's decent enough that it gets another laugh out of her, anyway.]

No! Well, all right, sort of... but Malik. Cunnilingus is not a person that's skilled with languages.

[and she's back to looking smug.]

[obeytherod]

[...Suddenly, he has a feeling that he knows where this is going. Malik keeps his expression neutral when he poses his next, knowingly predictable question.]

Then what is a cunnilingus, dear Harriet?

[whiterosefoes]

[See, she knew he didn't know. It is predictable, though she blinks a bit anyway.]

Dear, huh? [She knows he's being sarcastic, but... whatever, she's had her fun, she'll explain.]

It's like I said, it's oral sex... for a woman.