CAMPUS WIDE EVENT: SPRING FEVER

[intercom_voice]

[Today, the lovely denizens of the Campus will wake up to a beautiful spring morning. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, and pollen is in there. But this isn't just any pollen, the kind that afflicts the allergy prone to months of watery eyes and sneezing, oh no, this pollen is far more potent.

This morning, you will wake up with exactly one menial illness. It won't kill you, it won't even really hurt you, but it will be a constant annoyance to you for the next week. Sicknesses range from sneezes and rashes to spontaneous floral growth out of the forehead region. Really, anything goes.]

((ooc: okay, so, feel free to give your characters whatever silly or petty illness you want! This event ends on the 25th. Our cooperative event has been postponed due to a lack of feedback/interest--since it's an event that requires at least a small group of people to be active in.))

Comments

[roadroller]

Not at all! I'm not doing them on purpose! ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Huh, well... Don't you have some sort of anti-virus software you can run? [Man, he doesn't know how Vocaloids work.]

[roadroller]

I'm gonna!! ♪

[she puts her hands on her head and looks like she's focusing intensely, at the same time like she has a major headache.]

[onethirdthesoul]

... [Okay, well... He'll just stand here and stare then. How weird.]

[roadroller]

[she looks up at him after a moment]

I found the malware. I'm going to try to repair it myself. If that doesn't work- Radio Shack: You've got questions, we've got answers.

[onethirdthesoul]

Good luck...! [He will cheer her on. Awkwardly, but he'll do it!!]

1/2

[roadroller]

[MORE STRAINING...!!!]

[roadroller]

All right! I think I did it!

[she jumps in the air victoriously... and then her legs freeze in place and she falls flat on her face.]

[onethirdthesoul]

Oh, goo--Uwwwaaah!

[He jumps back, which is just the opposite of trying to catch her. Oops.

Ryou hurries to her side afterward, crouching down and trying to help her up.]

What happened?! Did you get the blue screen of death? Rin-chan, speak to me! One zero zero zero one one one!?

[roadroller]

Owww... I think my joints stopped working. That's too cruel!

[they creak if she tries to move them. But she's grateful he sat her up anyway.]

[onethirdthesoul]

Um... [Wow, they're creaking! That's bizarre.]

Maybe you need to oil them?

[roadroller]

... Shit, I hope not. I would have to take off my skin to do that ... ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Eeee--! [Ryou recoils and screams on the inside. He talks through clenched teeth.]

OKAY...LATER THEN...CAN I HELP YOU IN ANY OTHER WAY?

[roadroller]

Well, I don't wanna be stuck like this in the hall! ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

I-I can...carry you back to the dorm? [He relaxes a little. No skin-stripping today. Good, that's good.]

[roadroller]

Umm... um, yeah, please... ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Okay! [He'll just reach over to scoop her up and--oh wait.

He has to touch her to do that.]

... [BUT SHE'S A GIRL.]

[roadroller]

What are you waiting for? ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

...Ok. [He steels himself. Rin-chan is his friend, and she's not feeling well...so he can do it. Even if it's awkward.

Taking in a breath he scoops her up, finding her to be heavier than he expected, but not impossible to carry off down the hall. He still has to walk pretty slow...]

[roadroller]

[iyaaa Ryou-kun's carrying her like a princessu~

just kidding. Her reaction is mostly annoyance at the situation.]

Hey hey, do you know anyone that could help me with this? Like a mechanic, or something... ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

I don't...but once I put you down, I can try and find somebody. Maybe the nurse can help? She...

[His brow knits at the memory.] She fixed your arm before.

[roadroller]

That's right, she did.... then maybe we should go there instead? ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Un, I think that's a good idea.

[He straining to carry her, and the nurse's office is even further away... But Ryou turns and starts heading for it regardless. He's going to be sore after this, but Rin-chan needs his help right now.

It takes a few minutes for them to get to the nurse, and he awkwardly knocks on the door with his foot.]

Umm, Nurse Lisa-san?

[roadroller]

[The only response he gets is a flustered wail! Looking inside the office, it's apparently PACKED with patients of varying bizarre illnesses.]

W-Whoa! It's a pandemic! ♪

[onethirdthesoul]

Oh no... We'll be here all night!

[Ryou frets, shifting his weight from foot to foot.]

Rin-chan, what do you want me to do?