CAMPUS WIDE EVENT: SPRING FEVER

[intercom_voice]

[Today, the lovely denizens of the Campus will wake up to a beautiful spring morning. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, and pollen is in there. But this isn't just any pollen, the kind that afflicts the allergy prone to months of watery eyes and sneezing, oh no, this pollen is far more potent.

This morning, you will wake up with exactly one menial illness. It won't kill you, it won't even really hurt you, but it will be a constant annoyance to you for the next week. Sicknesses range from sneezes and rashes to spontaneous floral growth out of the forehead region. Really, anything goes.]

((ooc: okay, so, feel free to give your characters whatever silly or petty illness you want! This event ends on the 25th. Our cooperative event has been postponed due to a lack of feedback/interest--since it's an event that requires at least a small group of people to be active in.))

Comments

[fluffydeathdealer]

Star or not, robot or not, you're still just a kid! There's no way someone like me could get flustered that easily!

[roadroller]

Hmm, maybe there's a point! A cool Bakura-kun wouldn't get flustered at all, would he?

But you know, Ryou-kun doesn't like being called cute either! Maybe you haven't switched personalities at all? Heeheeheeheehee. ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

Oi, are you calling me soft?

[He isn't so close to Ryou as to be compared that easily, wench!]

[roadroller]

[blanking out]

Snuggle fabric softener! Snuggly softness that's really less expensive.

[even her virus is trolling you bakura]

[fluffydeathdealer]

. . .

[He's not even sure that's the virus... she could just be using it to troll him more.]

I'm. Not. Soft.

[roadroller]

[WHO KNOWS]

What? I didn't say anything. ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

Never mind... [Sigh.] You really should get that checked out, you know.

[roadroller]

Mmm. I guess it is pretty annoying, even if I don't feel it. But what can I do? ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

Beats me. I don't know shit about technology. Can't you just turn yourself off and then on again?

[roadroller]

[FROWNING AT THAT.]

I don't wanna! ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

Why not? You're a robot right? Isn't it just like going to sleep?

[roadroller]

Mm. When I "sleep", that's basically a "standby mode." If I shut off, though, I'm off! If there was a human equivalent, a restart would be like... being dead for a couple of seconds. I guess.

It's not really a problem since I'm a machine, but it's just kind of weird. ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

...don't tell me... robots can fear death?

[Jeez, were all those movies about robots taking over after humanity true after all? The damn things were gaining sentience after all...]

Honestly... well, I guess you would make a cute corpse, but it's not worth running the risk of you not starting up again.

[roadroller]

[she was going to respond seriously, but. come on.]

"Cute corpse?"

... Ewww! Are you a necro!? ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

What the hell kind of question is that?!

[Besides, he's the dead one here!]

[roadroller]

Who the hell says things like "you'd make a cute corpse?!" It's a valid question!! ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

I say shit like that!

[C'mon, you were seriously that surprised?]

And you're a robot; do you really think I'd be interested in you like that? No offense.

[roadroller]

So that's the problem!?

Jeez... I've never been happier to be a robot, you skeleton fucker! ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

...oi. Even if I was into corpses, which I'm not, nobody fucks skeletons.

[roadroller]

How should I know? Why do you know? Are you subscribed to some kind of necro magazine? ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

...you're really weird, Miss Robot.

[Sigh. Fine, he'll explain the logics of skeleton fucking to her.]

It's simple logic. Skeletons are all bone. The most you could do is stick it in the eye socket, and you wouldn't get anything out of that.

But like I said, I'm not into corpses. Once the life goes out of something, it gets boring. I wouldn't even poke a corpse with a stick, let alone a body part. It'd just be too annoying that it didn't yell at me.

[roadroller]

You're putting a lot of thought into this for someone who isn't a necro. Why do you want it to yell at you? ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

I'm putting thought into it because you didn't put any at all...

[Sigh.]

Because it's boring otherwise. There's no point in poking something that doesn't get annoyed. It's only entertaining for a second or two.

[roadroller]

Why would I want to put thought into that? It's gross. So are you!

[Rin's giggling by this point though.]

Well, boring things are the worst, so I'll give you that much. ♪

[fluffydeathdealer]

Because if you're going to accuse someone of something, you should at least be clear on what the hell you're accusing them of! Hell, I could claim you just want in Ryou's pants, but I'm not.

[Mostly because Ryou's gayer than a pride parade.]

At least that's something we agree on.