CAMPUS WIDE EVENT: SNOWED IN

[intercom_voice]

[Early morning on the 15th, the building is deathly chilly as well as unusually dark. Even with the heat on people will find themselves wandering the halls and shivering, their breath fogging up in front of them. Anybody foolish enough to try and leave the building will find that the door simply won't budge due to the amount of snow piled against it, and any attempts to exit (or look) through the windows will greet them with a daunting wall of white. Even the courtyard is inaccessible, as is the door leading up to the rooftop.

Outside on the island, it seems a heavy snow storm has blanketed everything in a thick layer of white.]

((ooc: The event will last 7 days, with the first 4 being snowed-in, the 5th being a blizzard, the 6th another snow-in day, and the 7th having the snow melting. A post will be made on the 19th and 21st respectively. You can see the conditions here, and on the weekly weather sticky:

15th Wed: -32~-20°F; 20 mph; SNOWED IN
16th Thurs: -30~-23°F; 26 mph; SNOWED IN
17th Fri: -28~-18°F; 18 mph; SNOWED IN
18th Sat: -37~-29°F; 21 mph; SNOWED IN
19th Sun: -45~-38°F; 32 mph; SNOWED IN / BLIZZARD CONDITIONS
20th Mon: -15~0°F; 15 mph; SNOWED IN
21st Tues: 10~20°F; 5 mph winds; SNOW MELTING

Mingle, tag around, make your own posts and most of all--have fun! If you have any questions just contact the mod account. Characters with magic powers or a lot of strength CAN get through the doors, but those doors won't stay clear for long. The snow is VERY heavy.))

Comments

[whiterosefoes]

[Harriet props her elbow up and puts her chin in her hand to support it while the glowering continues.]

How'd you like it if I went on about my previous exes then? Compared to you, of course.

[...Though to be perfectly honest, she can't be too mean about him after that orgasm. Despicable man indeed.]

[obeytherod]

If you're calling them "exes", I doubt I have much to worry about. [They were exes for a reason, of course. So they must not have been very good!]

[whiterosefoes]

What, you don't think I could've broke up with them for a reason other than bad sex? I'm not that clingy.

[But actually, it's rather kind of him to assume that she did the breaking up in the first place. She can't say she minds that.]

[obeytherod]

Even if you did, I'm sure they left a lot to be desired.

[Someone is slightly more full of it than usual.]

[whiterosefoes]

Not so! This one guy Kentigern - we fooled around in college... some of the best cunnilingus I ever had.

[Harriet returns his shit eating grin with one of her own.]

I bet you don't even know what that word means.

[obeytherod]

Please, Harriet. [He replied with an air of smugness so thick you could cut it with a knife.]

I think I know what a linguist is, but what does that have to do with sex?

[whiterosefoes]

[pfff]

Well, he was quite good orally.

[Harriet says it between giggles. Linguist indeed. She'll correct him in a moment, but for now this is too rich.]

[obeytherod]

I didn't know you were that into talking dirty, Harriet...

[Malik follows up with his own punchline, which may have actually been pretty decent were he not already the butt of a joke himself.]

[whiterosefoes]

[It's decent enough that it gets another laugh out of her, anyway.]

No! Well, all right, sort of... but Malik. Cunnilingus is not a person that's skilled with languages.

[and she's back to looking smug.]

[obeytherod]

[...Suddenly, he has a feeling that he knows where this is going. Malik keeps his expression neutral when he poses his next, knowingly predictable question.]

Then what is a cunnilingus, dear Harriet?

[whiterosefoes]

[See, she knew he didn't know. It is predictable, though she blinks a bit anyway.]

Dear, huh? [She knows he's being sarcastic, but... whatever, she's had her fun, she'll explain.]

It's like I said, it's oral sex... for a woman.