[EFFECT ROOM] Dresses for the Dressing Room!

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[Welcome to Lapin Angelique! Everyone who enters this room will suddenly find themselves wearing a Gothic Lolita Dress. They may also have other gothic accessories such as tiny little hats, frilly parasols, vampire capes, or spooky plushies.

Bizarre things will happen if you try to take off the clothes. Maybe it will just be downright impossible, they're stuck to your body. Maybe you'll start to FEEL GOTH and the BLACKNESS OF YOUR HEART compels you to put the clothes back on. Maybe you start taking off the clothes, only to find that doing so causes you to slowly morph into a bunny until you put them back on (or until you're a bunny. But was that REALLY worth it?) It's all up to fate!

Either way, these dresses are probably staying on, at least until the effect wears off. Which could be anything from a couple hours to the rest of the day.]

Comments

[fluffydeathdealer]

It's fine! We've all got urges~.

[He pats Ryou on the head.]

Don't go to pieces over it. I meant it when I said it looked cute on you.

[onethirdthesoul]

Nngh... [Maybe if he just ignores him he'll go away.

Ryou can't will himself to speak any longer anyway.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

[Spoiling his fun... tch.]

If it helps, I knew right away that it wasn't your style. Relax, kid.

[onethirdthesoul]

... [Ryou peeks out from between his fingers, eying Bakura.] You were just messing with me...?

[fluffydeathdealer]

Yup.

[He looks completely relaxed. And the exact opposite of neat. Feel bad for your reputation, Ryou, 'cause his untidiness is probably as embarrassing as your dress - and more likely to be seen.]

[onethirdthesoul]

[Well if his Aniki's willing to let his reputation be ruined by messy clothes...he's not going to lecture him about it.

He's just glad the spirit can't control him anymore...

But more importantly:] That wasn't very nice. I feel bad enough, and you just had to make it worse...! There's a time and a place for joking, you know...you went too far.

1/2

[fluffydeathdealer]

. . .

[Is he really being fucking lectured by this kid?]

[fluffydeathdealer]

What the hell are you blabbering about? It's just a dress. I didn't drag anything hurtful into the joke.

You're not so uncomfortable in your sexuality as all that, are you?

[onethirdthesoul]

Maybe, but you were still-- [Ah...! Ryou lowers his hands and takes a few steps back.]

Don't bring something like that up when I'm dressed like this...!

[fluffydeathdealer]

...I don't think I want to know anymore.

Tch, why is it so bad to joke around? It's not like it's a serious thing.

[onethirdthesoul]

I-it's not like that! [He flusters, but then quickly diverts the topic back to the spirit's other question, rhetorical or not.]

It's just embarrassing, is all...if people see me like this, they'll think I'm some sort of pervert who likes to dress in girl's clothing.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

It's not wrong to like that sort of thing, you know.

Hell, I'm screwing a guy on a semi-regular basis, and people would call that perverted.

[onethirdthesoul]

I'm not in--

[The words are lost as the spirit drops one hell of a bombshell on poor Ryou.]

Y-you're using Aniki's body for something like that?!

[WHICH MEANS HE WOULD USE HIS BODY FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!]

[fluffydeathdealer]

Well, yeah. I don't exactly have one of my own, y'know. Relax. He's not into any kinky shit, and Ryou already made sure he didn't have any STDs or anything like that.

[He sounds so matter-of-fact...]

I wasn't saying you were into it. Just that you shouldn't judge so easily. It's not a very kind thing to do.

[onethirdthesoul]

[Oh how the tables have been turned...now he's making him out to be the bad guy! But he supposes he's right...]

I...yeah. I shouldn't judge, you're right. [Ryou sighs, but his face is still incredibly flushed.] S-still, to think you're using Aniki's body to do things like that with Malik-kun...

I'm glad it's not me, but I feel bad for him...

[fluffydeathdealer]

...why?

[He stares at Ryou blankly.]

1/2

[onethirdthesoul]

[He's asking him why?!

Ryou prods his cheek, feeling that flush rise up incessantly despite his genuine concern for his Aniki...and himself.]

You're using his body to do something intimate like that... It just seems wrong to me.

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[onethirdthesoul]

[Adding as an afterthought] ...Plus, it's kind of unfair.

1/2

[fluffydeathdealer]

Oh, because he doesn't get to have the fun? It really is too bad...

I let him play once, but he didn't appreciate it too much. Maybe some other time he'll be in a better mood for it.

[fluffydeathdealer]

But I still don't get why it's so wrong. He's not getting any use out of his dick, so why can't I use it? It's mine, too, after all!

[onethirdthesoul]

[Gah! What is he doing, talking about stuff like this...while wearing a dress?! He was just digging the hole deeper...

He should have kept that last comment to himself!!]

You--

[Ryou recoils suddenly at the spirit's crass language, looking like he might run for it.]

But it's not yours! Nothing about Aniki's body is yours!

[fluffydeathdealer]

[It's tempting to point out just how wrong that is, but hell... he still considers himself separate enough from the soft boy that there's no point.]

I'm using this body too, so it belongs to both of us.

'What's mine is yours' and all of that. He gets enough out of my presence that I should deserve that much.

[onethirdthesoul]

That's not how it works...you're just a body thief.

[Ryou huffs, looking away from the spirit. He won't say what Aniki told him, about being glad when the Ring is gone... He knows better than that. Besides, he doesn't want to anger him.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

Thief? Perhaps. But I offer enough to earn my keep. It's not my fault that you keep rejecting it.

[His voice is low and serious.]

I could offer all sorts of 'payment' for my existence here. Money, power, protection... I'd even take those 'awkward situations' you run away from and handle them for you. But you're too ready to throw everything away for foolish ideals.

A child like you can't understand. You don't know what it means to struggle to survive.

[onethirdthesoul]

It's more than just ideals. I want to live my own life! Even if that includes facing these "awkward situations", I'd rather do it myself than let some spirit do it for me...

You can't earn a keep you were never offered in the first place!