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Ryou Bakura / Yami Bakura ([personal profile] fluffydeathdealer) wrote in [community profile] the_campus2013-09-05 03:42 am

Joint Post! Like an Old Married Couple

[From just outside the jungle's trees, near the mountainside, some bickering can be heard:]

Here. It's probably fresher than you'd like, but it's all we have.
...I can't eat that, Bakura.
You don't have the option to be picky, Malik!
No...I really can't, you fool!
Tch... I can cook it a bit more, but we have to be careful, or the smoke from the fire will give us away!
Ughh...can't you find some fruit? Just look up.
Do you want to die? If someone finds you while I'm out looking for fruit, you'll have worse problems than having to eat meat.
But Bakura... [Malik sounds a bit like he might be ill.] My stomach...
O-oy! Hold on a little longer, okay? I'll see if I can find something close by. I'll stay within earshot, so if someone approaches, scream.
Just get a couple...I don't need that much.
Be quiet, you idiot. You need to eat something. [He chomps down on the meat Malik refused to eat.]
Well? I can't eat anything if you don't go get something!

((ooc: So! Tags will come from both Bakura and Malik. If we're going to tag you with both on a turn we'll put a "1/2" in the subject line, otherwise it's just one at a time. Also since the two of them are injured, we just ask that nobody with magic healing powers comes along to heal them up and stuff. Thanks!

Warnings for adult content in some threads.))
obeytherod: (POSE  ‣  defensive)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
[A look of shock and realization flashes across Malik's features.

...So was that it? No...he couldn't let that happen. What if Bakura found somebody who could offer him a greater reward?]


Hmph. I... [The words catch in his throat. He was supposed to be good at manipulating other people, why was he so speechless right now?!] ...Don't remember saying that.
obeytherod: (MALIK  ‣  skeptical)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh yeah. He did do that, didn't he?

Whoops.]


You were sitting on me! It was aggravating my stitches. [Malik certainly sounds indignant about it, but he's lying through his teeth.]
obeytherod: (MALIK  ‣  we steal his leather pants)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, this time he just smirks. There really wasn't a way to favorably lie around that one. So he tells a half-truth.]

I just always wanted to do that to somebody...keh heh heh.
obeytherod: (MALIK  ‣  sass)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
... [Malik bites his lip at that, annoyed...but he realizes it's a joke. At least, he hopes it is.]

Very funny. [He reaches back, pulling out that scalpel and bouncing it lightly between his thumb and forefinger.]

And don't forget...you stabbed yourself with it. That wasn't me.
Edited 2013-09-05 08:58 (UTC)
obeytherod: (MALIK  ‣  back off!)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
... [Malik grows livid once more.] Keep her around? Kyah hah! In your dreams, partner. You do what I say!

[Then, Malik blurts out the rest, not really thinking through the implications.] You can't have that girl around, the sight of her makes me sick! We're a partnership of two, and two only, Bakura!
Edited 2013-09-05 09:08 (UTC)
obeytherod: (MALIK  ‣  lalala don't hear you)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He backs down slightly, lifting his hands up to try and casually dismiss the matter.

But his hands are shaking.]


...I got a little carried away. But the fact still stands...if we can't agree on it together, it's not happening.
obeytherod: (MALIK  ‣  I'mma let you finish but)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Malik gives the other man a seriously considering look.]

...That's fine. The same applies to me, Bakura. We are equals, but that doesn't mean we can't assert dominance, either, from time to time. [Malik more often than not.]

And of course...we wouldn't be working together otherwise. We agree on...

...Killing the Pharaoh and Rosenkreuz.
Edited 2013-09-05 09:22 (UTC)
obeytherod: (MALIK  ‣  muted surprise)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Malik tenses, but because of their conversation earlier, he makes no move to pull away.]

...Of course I do. [He says it as if it were an obvious fact.]
obeytherod: (MALIK  ‣  you asshole)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Malik's breath hitches, and he twitches slightly, as if having meant to pull away but suddenly stopped himself. He'd never been kissed before, so this was...certainly one way to have it happen. Not that he ever really cared or thought about that sort of thing, but still...]

[That comment has him scowling, but it's hard to look intimidating when his cheeks have darkened to burgundy.]


..I'm not eating meat, you bastard. And when did you kiss her?!
obeytherod: (MALIK  ‣  glance)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Malik should really stop digging himself into a hole.]

Tch, no. I just thought you were trying to force it on me again. [That was the truth, at least. Although not the whole truth...he had thought Bakura was implying it for other reasons. That didn't mean he wanted any part in those reasons...just that they were reasons!]

Do you always try to lap up people's blood? [It's a dull afterthought.]
obeytherod: (POSE  ‣  arms crossed)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bakura you're weird, but whatever. He kind of likes you.

Malik smirks at that, folding his arms over his chest. While there's a brief twinge of fear inside himself--mostly aimed at his own situation--Malik is quick to repress it.]


Well...I always considered the body to be more of a puppet than a shell. A puppet for me to manipulate, and use. Hmhmhm... It's amazing what you can get people to do, Bakura, when you get inside their head and convince them that you're "God", or use their fears against them...

[In other words...he thinks he gets where you're coming from!]
obeytherod: (MALIK  ‣  lalala don't hear you)

[personal profile] obeytherod 2013-09-05 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Keh...that's right. Even the Ancient Egyptians knew it when they created the Millennium Items...many of those take advantage of that weakness.

[Malik did like the power, that much was certain...but after he had his revenge and gathered the God cards, he wouldn't need it any longer.]

If you can crack a person's mind...you can control them.

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