[EFFECT ROOM] Dresses for the Dressing Room!

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[Welcome to Lapin Angelique! Everyone who enters this room will suddenly find themselves wearing a Gothic Lolita Dress. They may also have other gothic accessories such as tiny little hats, frilly parasols, vampire capes, or spooky plushies.

Bizarre things will happen if you try to take off the clothes. Maybe it will just be downright impossible, they're stuck to your body. Maybe you'll start to FEEL GOTH and the BLACKNESS OF YOUR HEART compels you to put the clothes back on. Maybe you start taking off the clothes, only to find that doing so causes you to slowly morph into a bunny until you put them back on (or until you're a bunny. But was that REALLY worth it?) It's all up to fate!

Either way, these dresses are probably staying on, at least until the effect wears off. Which could be anything from a couple hours to the rest of the day.]

Comments

[onethirdthesoul]

[P-pad his bra?! He would nev--wait, he was a boy. Of course he wouldn't.]

You didn't sound like you were joking at all! And I don't want you to do anything, just let me go...!

[Preferably before his cover gets blown. Ryou pulls his chin away and tugs at his arm again.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

H-heh heh... Where are you going in such a hurry, Ryou?

Ah, should that be 'Rin'?

[onethirdthesoul]

[Ryou freezes, his whole face turning red as the Spirit calls him by name.]

It's...not what it looks like!

[fluffydeathdealer]

Isn't it? [He flashes Ryou a grin.]

I didn't think you were into this sort of thing, Ryou-kun!

[onethirdthesoul]

I, I'm not... [Ryou practically whimpers out the words, covering his reddening face with his hands.] I just walked into a room and was suddenly wearing this...

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

Eh?

[Bakura blinks at Ryou, staring at him as if he's seeing him for the first time.]

You're screwing with me, right? You're telling me this place magically made you cosplay as some loli?

I mean, I don't think you'd be the type to go into it for any sort of sponsored event. You're not Jounouchi-kun, after all! So that only leaves a few options. And that's probably the weirdest one.

[onethirdthesoul]

[What did Jounouchi-kun have to do with--wait, no, he doesn't want to know.

Ryou just gives his head a furious shake, letting out a whine as his face burns as bright as the sun.]

I know it's hard to believe, b-but it's true! I went into one of those weird rooms in the North hall...

[fluffydeathdealer]

H-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [It's no good. He can't help but laugh. This idiot... Did he really think he wasn't believed? Bakura had resided inside of this mind for a long enough time to know what he was into...]

It's cute, Bakura Ryou-kun! It suits you! Hahahaha!

[onethirdthesoul]

Uhhh... [Ryou whines, keeping his face buried in his hands. He could barely stand to exist right now.] D-don't say something so mean! You're mean... I'm not lying...

[fluffydeathdealer]

It's fine! We've all got urges~.

[He pats Ryou on the head.]

Don't go to pieces over it. I meant it when I said it looked cute on you.

[onethirdthesoul]

Nngh... [Maybe if he just ignores him he'll go away.

Ryou can't will himself to speak any longer anyway.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

[Spoiling his fun... tch.]

If it helps, I knew right away that it wasn't your style. Relax, kid.

[onethirdthesoul]

... [Ryou peeks out from between his fingers, eying Bakura.] You were just messing with me...?

[fluffydeathdealer]

Yup.

[He looks completely relaxed. And the exact opposite of neat. Feel bad for your reputation, Ryou, 'cause his untidiness is probably as embarrassing as your dress - and more likely to be seen.]

[onethirdthesoul]

[Well if his Aniki's willing to let his reputation be ruined by messy clothes...he's not going to lecture him about it.

He's just glad the spirit can't control him anymore...

But more importantly:] That wasn't very nice. I feel bad enough, and you just had to make it worse...! There's a time and a place for joking, you know...you went too far.

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[fluffydeathdealer]

. . .

[Is he really being fucking lectured by this kid?]

[fluffydeathdealer]

What the hell are you blabbering about? It's just a dress. I didn't drag anything hurtful into the joke.

You're not so uncomfortable in your sexuality as all that, are you?

[onethirdthesoul]

Maybe, but you were still-- [Ah...! Ryou lowers his hands and takes a few steps back.]

Don't bring something like that up when I'm dressed like this...!

[fluffydeathdealer]

...I don't think I want to know anymore.

Tch, why is it so bad to joke around? It's not like it's a serious thing.

[onethirdthesoul]

I-it's not like that! [He flusters, but then quickly diverts the topic back to the spirit's other question, rhetorical or not.]

It's just embarrassing, is all...if people see me like this, they'll think I'm some sort of pervert who likes to dress in girl's clothing.

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

It's not wrong to like that sort of thing, you know.

Hell, I'm screwing a guy on a semi-regular basis, and people would call that perverted.

[onethirdthesoul]

I'm not in--

[The words are lost as the spirit drops one hell of a bombshell on poor Ryou.]

Y-you're using Aniki's body for something like that?!

[WHICH MEANS HE WOULD USE HIS BODY FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!]

[fluffydeathdealer]

Well, yeah. I don't exactly have one of my own, y'know. Relax. He's not into any kinky shit, and Ryou already made sure he didn't have any STDs or anything like that.

[He sounds so matter-of-fact...]

I wasn't saying you were into it. Just that you shouldn't judge so easily. It's not a very kind thing to do.

[onethirdthesoul]

[Oh how the tables have been turned...now he's making him out to be the bad guy! But he supposes he's right...]

I...yeah. I shouldn't judge, you're right. [Ryou sighs, but his face is still incredibly flushed.] S-still, to think you're using Aniki's body to do things like that with Malik-kun...

I'm glad it's not me, but I feel bad for him...

[fluffydeathdealer]

...why?

[He stares at Ryou blankly.]