[EFFECT ROOM] Dresses for the Dressing Room!

[noisycircus]

[Welcome to Lapin Angelique! Everyone who enters this room will suddenly find themselves wearing a Gothic Lolita Dress. They may also have other gothic accessories such as tiny little hats, frilly parasols, vampire capes, or spooky plushies.

Bizarre things will happen if you try to take off the clothes. Maybe it will just be downright impossible, they're stuck to your body. Maybe you'll start to FEEL GOTH and the BLACKNESS OF YOUR HEART compels you to put the clothes back on. Maybe you start taking off the clothes, only to find that doing so causes you to slowly morph into a bunny until you put them back on (or until you're a bunny. But was that REALLY worth it?) It's all up to fate!

Either way, these dresses are probably staying on, at least until the effect wears off. Which could be anything from a couple hours to the rest of the day.]

Comments

[moderndaydragon]

[Oh for fuck's sake...]

Will it keep you from obsessing over it or trying to grope me?

[She yanks the dress out of his grip, then holds it up so he can see. Yes, she's in panties, no, there's no sign of any dick there.]

[stealshinies]

[Staaaare.

That definitely wasn't a dick.

The Thief King stands up suddenly, apparently satisfied with his peep show.]

You're definitely a woman. [Said flatly, but with a slight smirk.]

[moderndaydragon]

[Whoa hey! She takes a step back to avoid being headbutted in the vagina, giving him a flat look.]

Glad to know I have your approval.

[stealshinies]

[Bakura still seems more fascinated with her clothing than anything.]

Where did you say you found this? I wanna see more!

[moderndaydragon]

[...

Oh, how hard it is to suppress that twisted grin.]

Just in that room over there. There's a lot of them everywhere.

[stealshinies]

[Bakura doesn't even question Karasu before heading over. He does have the sense to at least crane his neck in first, but the moment he steps in he lets out what sounds like a strangled cry.

His chest is practically threatening to pop the buttons off his red and gold lolita dress. Bakura's about as far from pettily built as it gets.

THIS DRESS WAS TRYING TO SUFFOCATE HIM!]

[moderndaydragon]

...

[GHAAHAHAHAHA! Karasu doubles over in a laughing fit, her arms crossed over her chest and nearly falling just from how hard her body was shaking.

IT WAS SO WORTH IT]

[stealshinies]

[He tries to take it off, of course, but no matter what he does he can't squeeze himself out of it, and without his knife he had no way to cut it either...

Shit! He had all his things (including the Millennium Eye) an had been in the pockets of his robe and shendyt. He shoots Karasu a furious look that's severely offset by his state of dress.]

You...!! Where are my things?! [wheeze]

[moderndaydragon]

In the ether!

[Oh god it hurts it hurts it hurts but it's so worth it. Gyaahahahaaha!]

It'll... [Wheeze.] It'll probably be in your room or come back once the dress comes off! [Ahahahaha] Probably!

[stealshinies]

What do you mean probably?! STOP LAUGHING!

[Bakura stomps forward, grabbing Karasu by the collar and lifting her off her feet.]

Or I'll cut your tongue out.

[moderndaydragon]

[Heelppp it hurts so much.]

You don't have your knife!

[Can't stop, can't stop, oh god she can't... just too much!]

[stealshinies]

[Laugh all you want Karasu, but Bakura really sounds like he'll do it. His voice is much darker than before.

He lost his gold.]

Then I'll rip it out...or bite it out!

[moderndaydragon]

[Wheeze... okay, okay. She's got it under control.

...sort of. She's still trying to stifle giggles because it's way too silly, but she can at least breathe and talk.]

I told you... it'll probably reappear later on. The effects on these rooms are temporary. Hell, if it's that important, I bet it's in your dresser back in your dorm room. Assuming you didn't eat the dresser or something.

[Gigglesnrkmuffle.]

[stealshinies]

[Bakura throws Karasu over his shoulder and storms for his room, his eyes practically red with rage.

He'll see if what Karasu says is true, and if not...]

[moderndaydragon]

[Meanwhile, Karasu has just fallen into utter laughing fits again at the sheer fact that he's in such a rage while in red and black lolita fashion. She's going to be sore for days after this fit.]

[stealshinies]

Shut your damn mouth! You're giving me a headache with your screeching!

[Bakura keeps walking, eventually reaching his room and kicking the door open. Once inside he makes a beeline for...

Nowhere, actually.]

Well?!

[moderndaydragon]

Can't help it... it's really not your style!

[She finally does have to stop laughing, but it's more because she's utterly out of breath than anything. Phew...]

Okay. Put me down and I'll show you.

[stealshinies]

[Bakura straight-up drops her off his shoulder onto the floor below. He could have dropped her into his blanket nest.

But he didn't.]

[moderndaydragon]

[She's in too good of a mood now to care. Ah, if only she had a camera...

She might have to go find one.

As it is, she stands up, dusting herself off and going into the bedroom to tap the end tables with her hand, then taps the closet with her foot.]

I doubt it'll let you change, but in one of these spots, maybe.

[stealshinies]

[Wordlessly Bakura rips open the closet to find--his robes and shendyt! He's honestly surprised this girl wasn't lying...and that these things were here at all.

He checks the end tables next to find all his golden jewelry, his knife, and the Millennium Eye all safe and sound.

Without speaking, he shoots Karasu an annoyed, but satisfied look as he attempts to remove his dress again, but to no avail.]

Kh! Why can't I get this thing off...?!

[moderndaydragon]

Magic, probably. I've heard those rooms don't let you go until a full day or so.

Couldn't tell you for sure.

[stealshinies]

[Bakura hastily grabs his knife from the draw at that answer, brandishing it and...

Just trying to cut the dress off. He's sawing through it and not getting results.

His frustration boils over at last and he chucks the knife at the floor, just narrowly missing Karasu's foot.]

...I can't stand this thing! It's too constricting...!

[At least on his chest and arms. He's okay with the dress portion.]

[moderndaydragon]

[Whoa hey! She jumps back in surprised, flashing him a glare.]

Watch it!

[Geeze...]

[stealshinies]

I'm going to suffocate, gghh!

[Bakura storms out of the barren bedroom (save for the skeletons of the bunk beds) and heads back into the living room, flopping down onto his nest to writhe and attempt to feel at least somewhat comfy.]

[moderndaydragon]

[Karasu shakes her head at that, sighing a little. Sure, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world, but really, he was being a big baby about it!

She leaves the room again herself, casting a glance at the Thief King before heading for the door.

Sheesh...]