[EFFECT ROOM] Dresses for the Dressing Room!

[noisycircus]

[Welcome to Lapin Angelique! Everyone who enters this room will suddenly find themselves wearing a Gothic Lolita Dress. They may also have other gothic accessories such as tiny little hats, frilly parasols, vampire capes, or spooky plushies.

Bizarre things will happen if you try to take off the clothes. Maybe it will just be downright impossible, they're stuck to your body. Maybe you'll start to FEEL GOTH and the BLACKNESS OF YOUR HEART compels you to put the clothes back on. Maybe you start taking off the clothes, only to find that doing so causes you to slowly morph into a bunny until you put them back on (or until you're a bunny. But was that REALLY worth it?) It's all up to fate!

Either way, these dresses are probably staying on, at least until the effect wears off. Which could be anything from a couple hours to the rest of the day.]

Comments

[fluffydeathdealer]

Eh-?!

[He reached out to snag the "girl"'s arms, stopping her from running into him and steadying her.]

Woah, careful, now... Are you alright?

[onethirdthesoul]

An-- [Ryou manages to stop himself just in time, freezing in horror. THINK QUICK RYOU, OH GOD, HE CAN'T LET HIM FIND OUT HE'S HIM!] --An ant was on me, s-sorry!

[fluffydeathdealer]

A... an ant? [She was scared by an ant? Jeez.] Now, now... it can't hurt you. Where was it? I'll knock it off of you.

[onethirdthesoul]

[Oh good, it looks like Aniki hasn't noticed then.]

U-un...it was a really big ant! [Ryou forced an incredibly awkward smile.] It's gone now though! So I'm fine...

[Scooting away.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

That's good... Uhm... What's your name, miss?

[For some reason, he had the feeling the other him was laughing. Jeez, meeting a female him wasn't that funny... right?]

[onethirdthesoul]

M-my name? Oh, it's, uh... [A name! He almost blurts out "Amane", as it's the first one to come to mind, but he quickly stops himself as he realizes the implications. No, he needs something less suspicious, quick--!]

Rin! I mean Bakura Rin. [S-sorry, Rin-chan...he's stolen your name to cover up his impromptu crossdressing!]

[fluffydeathdealer]

Rin-chan, it's nice to meet you! I'm Bakura Ryou.

[Jeez, he was totally flat as a chick, too. That was kind of embarrassing... Thank goodness Anzu wasn't around to see this.]

I haven't seen you around here before, Rin-chan. Have you been here long?

[onethirdthesoul]

Ehhh hehe? [Feigning surprise, Ryou scratches idly at his cheek.] We have the same name! And...no, I've only been here a few days.

[fluffydeathdealer]

That's right! I think you must be a female version of me. I've never met one before, though.

[He rubs the back of his head awkwardly. This is so weird...]

[onethirdthesoul]

Ahh, you think so? How weird! [Good, his Aniki wasn't on to him! Now he just needs to leave before he finds out.]

[Scooting back now...] Well, I should probably get going.

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[fluffydeathdealer]

Eh? Already? But we've only just met...

[That's so unfair...]

[fluffydeathdealer]

[A hand grasps 'her' arm, preventing her from leaving as the personalities switch.]

For a woman, you sure don't have any tits, huh, Rin-chan? It's kind of disappointing. My female half has absolutely no feminine appeal at all...!

[onethirdthesoul]

[Ryou squeaks as he's suddenly held back, recognizing the change in personality as the spirit taking over.

For some reason, he's feeling vicariously offended. Maybe he really did play too much Monster World.

He tugs at his arm.]

W-who says something like that to a woman?!

[fluffydeathdealer]

What? Are you really offended over such a simple thing?

[It wasn't like he was an actual woman. Sheesh. At any rate, he reaches out to cup his chin and make him look at him.]

It's just an observation. You're denting my pride as well as your own, after all! Your lack of anything resembling an actual chest is going to damage my reputation too, nee-chan.

[onethirdthesoul]

[Ryou glances down, although that hand on his chin prevents him from actually moving his head.

Of course he doesn't have a chest! He's not a woman at all!]

You're just a pervert who puts too much value in something that doesn't matter...

[fluffydeathdealer]

Oy, oy... what's with that talk? It's not like I tried to grope you, no-tits. I don't actually care if you pad your bra or not.

You've got some misconceptions if a few jokes make someone a pervert to you.

But it looks like I've dented your pride too... oy, oy, what should I do? I can't have my host leave in a huff.

[onethirdthesoul]

[P-pad his bra?! He would nev--wait, he was a boy. Of course he wouldn't.]

You didn't sound like you were joking at all! And I don't want you to do anything, just let me go...!

[Preferably before his cover gets blown. Ryou pulls his chin away and tugs at his arm again.]

[fluffydeathdealer]

H-heh heh... Where are you going in such a hurry, Ryou?

Ah, should that be 'Rin'?

[onethirdthesoul]

[Ryou freezes, his whole face turning red as the Spirit calls him by name.]

It's...not what it looks like!

[fluffydeathdealer]

Isn't it? [He flashes Ryou a grin.]

I didn't think you were into this sort of thing, Ryou-kun!

[onethirdthesoul]

I, I'm not... [Ryou practically whimpers out the words, covering his reddening face with his hands.] I just walked into a room and was suddenly wearing this...

[fluffydeathdealer]

...

Eh?

[Bakura blinks at Ryou, staring at him as if he's seeing him for the first time.]

You're screwing with me, right? You're telling me this place magically made you cosplay as some loli?

I mean, I don't think you'd be the type to go into it for any sort of sponsored event. You're not Jounouchi-kun, after all! So that only leaves a few options. And that's probably the weirdest one.

[onethirdthesoul]

[What did Jounouchi-kun have to do with--wait, no, he doesn't want to know.

Ryou just gives his head a furious shake, letting out a whine as his face burns as bright as the sun.]

I know it's hard to believe, b-but it's true! I went into one of those weird rooms in the North hall...

[fluffydeathdealer]

H-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [It's no good. He can't help but laugh. This idiot... Did he really think he wasn't believed? Bakura had resided inside of this mind for a long enough time to know what he was into...]

It's cute, Bakura Ryou-kun! It suits you! Hahahaha!

[onethirdthesoul]

Uhhh... [Ryou whines, keeping his face buried in his hands. He could barely stand to exist right now.] D-don't say something so mean! You're mean... I'm not lying...