[EFFECT ROOM] Dresses for the Dressing Room!

[noisycircus]

[Welcome to Lapin Angelique! Everyone who enters this room will suddenly find themselves wearing a Gothic Lolita Dress. They may also have other gothic accessories such as tiny little hats, frilly parasols, vampire capes, or spooky plushies.

Bizarre things will happen if you try to take off the clothes. Maybe it will just be downright impossible, they're stuck to your body. Maybe you'll start to FEEL GOTH and the BLACKNESS OF YOUR HEART compels you to put the clothes back on. Maybe you start taking off the clothes, only to find that doing so causes you to slowly morph into a bunny until you put them back on (or until you're a bunny. But was that REALLY worth it?) It's all up to fate!

Either way, these dresses are probably staying on, at least until the effect wears off. Which could be anything from a couple hours to the rest of the day.]

Comments

[moderndaydragon]

It's a style choice, I think. If my clothes are dark, it makes the color of my skin and hair more noticeable because it clashes.

That's my guess, anyway. Hell if I know for sure...

[stealshinies]

Well, I can believe that... [He drops the fabric from his hands, instead using them to gesture widely in a mocking praise.]

You're practically glowing...you'd make a piss-poor thief like this!

[moderndaydragon]

Good thing I don't want to be a thief then, isn't it?

[stealshinies]

Yes. After all, there's enough disgraceful thieves in the world, tarnishing the name of the Great Thief King!

[moderndaydragon]

[She rolls her eyes at that.]

God forbid your name be smudged or anything. Despite the fact that it already is.

[stealshinies]

My name is exactly what I want it to be. The type of name that weaker men mutter scornfully under their breath, their bodies quaking with fear!

[moderndaydragon]

So considering the fact that I can say it without any fear at all, I guess that makes me a strong one?

[stealshinies]

You're not a man.

[Not allowing the bluntness of his rebuttal sit, Bakura continues with barely contained laughter in his voice.] ...Unless I've been mislead this entire time. You're pretty convincing!

[moderndaydragon]

No, I'm not a man. That's one of the few things in life I can say I'm definitely sure of.

[stealshinies]

I'm not so sure now... H-heh heh. Let me see!

[Bakura takes a step closer, and then suddenly drops down into a crouch, grabbing the hem of Karasu's dress in one hand and casually lifting it up so he can take a peek underneath.]

[moderndaydragon]

[Oh for fuck's sake...]

Will it keep you from obsessing over it or trying to grope me?

[She yanks the dress out of his grip, then holds it up so he can see. Yes, she's in panties, no, there's no sign of any dick there.]

[stealshinies]

[Staaaare.

That definitely wasn't a dick.

The Thief King stands up suddenly, apparently satisfied with his peep show.]

You're definitely a woman. [Said flatly, but with a slight smirk.]

[moderndaydragon]

[Whoa hey! She takes a step back to avoid being headbutted in the vagina, giving him a flat look.]

Glad to know I have your approval.

[stealshinies]

[Bakura still seems more fascinated with her clothing than anything.]

Where did you say you found this? I wanna see more!

[moderndaydragon]

[...

Oh, how hard it is to suppress that twisted grin.]

Just in that room over there. There's a lot of them everywhere.

[stealshinies]

[Bakura doesn't even question Karasu before heading over. He does have the sense to at least crane his neck in first, but the moment he steps in he lets out what sounds like a strangled cry.

His chest is practically threatening to pop the buttons off his red and gold lolita dress. Bakura's about as far from pettily built as it gets.

THIS DRESS WAS TRYING TO SUFFOCATE HIM!]

[moderndaydragon]

...

[GHAAHAHAHAHA! Karasu doubles over in a laughing fit, her arms crossed over her chest and nearly falling just from how hard her body was shaking.

IT WAS SO WORTH IT]

[stealshinies]

[He tries to take it off, of course, but no matter what he does he can't squeeze himself out of it, and without his knife he had no way to cut it either...

Shit! He had all his things (including the Millennium Eye) an had been in the pockets of his robe and shendyt. He shoots Karasu a furious look that's severely offset by his state of dress.]

You...!! Where are my things?! [wheeze]

[moderndaydragon]

In the ether!

[Oh god it hurts it hurts it hurts but it's so worth it. Gyaahahahaaha!]

It'll... [Wheeze.] It'll probably be in your room or come back once the dress comes off! [Ahahahaha] Probably!

[stealshinies]

What do you mean probably?! STOP LAUGHING!

[Bakura stomps forward, grabbing Karasu by the collar and lifting her off her feet.]

Or I'll cut your tongue out.

[moderndaydragon]

[Heelppp it hurts so much.]

You don't have your knife!

[Can't stop, can't stop, oh god she can't... just too much!]

[stealshinies]

[Laugh all you want Karasu, but Bakura really sounds like he'll do it. His voice is much darker than before.

He lost his gold.]

Then I'll rip it out...or bite it out!

[moderndaydragon]

[Wheeze... okay, okay. She's got it under control.

...sort of. She's still trying to stifle giggles because it's way too silly, but she can at least breathe and talk.]

I told you... it'll probably reappear later on. The effects on these rooms are temporary. Hell, if it's that important, I bet it's in your dresser back in your dorm room. Assuming you didn't eat the dresser or something.

[Gigglesnrkmuffle.]

[stealshinies]

[Bakura throws Karasu over his shoulder and storms for his room, his eyes practically red with rage.

He'll see if what Karasu says is true, and if not...]

[moderndaydragon]

[Meanwhile, Karasu has just fallen into utter laughing fits again at the sheer fact that he's in such a rage while in red and black lolita fashion. She's going to be sore for days after this fit.]