Malik Ishtar (
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EGYPTIAN WHEELIES
[Malik had found something while looking through the East Wing. Just what that "something" was becomes apparent when an engine roars to life, and the skid of tires on tiled flooring echoes through the halls.
Sure...sure, he could just walk his new bike outside...but where was the fun in that?! This wasn't an ATV, and it likely wasn't going to fair well in the spotty terrain outdoors...
So he's just going to take a few smooth-riding laps in the halls before he goes to test it outside.
When somebody gets in his way, he rears the bike back onto one wheel, skidding a few feet on the floor before the front tire slams back down and he comes to a stop.]
What, are you trying to get yourself killed?
Sure...sure, he could just walk his new bike outside...but where was the fun in that?! This wasn't an ATV, and it likely wasn't going to fair well in the spotty terrain outdoors...
So he's just going to take a few smooth-riding laps in the halls before he goes to test it outside.
When somebody gets in his way, he rears the bike back onto one wheel, skidding a few feet on the floor before the front tire slams back down and he comes to a stop.]
What, are you trying to get yourself killed?
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Ah...! Dammit!
[He sits up, sneering as he rubs the side of his head where he'd initially hit the ground.]
This can't keep happening, Bakura! It's dangerous...
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You did it to mine, after all, so you can't claim it's impossible.
[Folding his arms over his chest, he leans against the wall carelessly, a smirk on his face.]
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I could do that... [Why hadn't he thought of that sooner?! It was so obvious!
Malik brings a hand up, pressing it to his own chest. It felt a bit weird to do this. It meant acknowledging his own body as a vessel to plant his soul into...a vessel that should have already been carrying his soul.
The Millennium Rod glows at the contact before dimming again. He lowers his hand soon after.]
There. It's done.
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[He turns his back, tucking a hand into his pocket.]
Besides, you'd never agree to that.
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I've already split mine into five pieces. [He picks up the Rod again and then moves to set it aside.]
I'm going to test it. [Letting go of the Rod, his body moves to collapse again before suddenly jerking back, not unlike the reaction one has when they're suddenly awake after drifting off.]
...Ugh.
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[Bakura flashes him a shark-like grin over his shoulder.]
I'll leave you to your shower. Unless you wanted company.
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He supposes that's all he really had to do, and thus leaned over to do just that, breathing a sigh of relief as his body came in contact with his soul container.]
Keh. Not this time, Bakura.
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[And don't drop the
soapRod!He'll just go back outside, drop down on the couch and let Ryou in charge with a firm he's fine.]
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It seems he'd forgotten to bring a change of clothing with him, and so he silently made his way over to the bedroom.]
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At least he kept his towel on.]
Malik-kun! Please sit with me a while.
[When you're dressed, hopefully.]
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[As promised, he comes out a minute later and sits next to Ryou in his usual clothing, barring the midriff shirt. It seems he was still a bit sore over those scars.]
What is it? [At least his mood seemed level, for once.]
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Malik... have you ever been tested for... for any sort of blood disease?
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...Blood disease? [He sounds more confused than offended, but it doesn't take him long to figure out why Ryou is asking.] No.
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[...he hopes the nurse has the resources to run tests like that because once he's out of here he's checking the hell out of this.]
Never at all? Didn't you even think about possible infection when you did the blood oath?
[Wait.]
...Malik, do you use condoms when you and the other me... do stuff?
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[He's looking a bit more irritated by that second question. Mostly because the new word throws him off enough to not be sure what Ryou is referring to.] ..."Condoms"? I don't know what that is. And for what stuff? Stop being so vague!
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[Ryou winces a little. Really? Malik didn't even know? Thinking about it, the nurse gave him some last time he was there, murmuring to him about safety. She seemed to think- oh god. Did everyone think they were screwing?]
You... you're meant to put them on your... uhm. [He points at Malik's crotch.] When you do... intimate stuff.
Have you really been messing around with the other me without either of you talking about safety?!
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He folds his arms now, looking a bit embarrassed (not to mention surprised) when Ryou suddenly points to his crotch.]
... [Not wishing to appear caught off-guard for too long, he lets out another chuckle.] Uhh? Safety from what...? It's not like it's going to bite me.
And boys can't get pregnant. [He knew that.]
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Ryou clutches his hair with a helpless sound of frustration, for once actually annoyed. It was bad enough being used as a puppet by this guy, knowing they were doing things with his body he'd never agree to normally, but this?]
But! What if you're carrying a disease and you give it to me?! Pregnancy isn't the only thing that can go wrong with things like this! You should at least ask the nurse to check you over!
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I won't! I already told you I'm not sick. Besides, how would that give you a disease?
[It was less a question and more a statement to mock Ryou's paranoia. Hell, he still wasn't sure why the whole "blood oath" thing was a problem.]
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Blood diseases and sexually transmitted ones are carried in bodily fluids, Malik! You wouldn't even know if you were sick! That's why you need to be tested!
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What? [This was news to him, if it was even true.] Whatever, I'm fine.
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[He puts his hands on Malik's knees, staring over at him.]
...though it might be too late.
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[He yanks one knee out from under Ryou's hand and then the other before setting them both down again.]
Kehkeh...I guess you're just out of luck then, Ryou!
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Besides, the other me is constantly making me wake up with the taste of blood, so there's probably no hope of my getting out of this healthy anyway.
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That memory was gross, and embarrassing! ...Did he really kiss that mouth?!
He covers his face with a hand and lets out a groan.]
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