[EFFECT ROOM] Dresses for the Dressing Room!

[noisycircus]

[Welcome to Lapin Angelique! Everyone who enters this room will suddenly find themselves wearing a Gothic Lolita Dress. They may also have other gothic accessories such as tiny little hats, frilly parasols, vampire capes, or spooky plushies.

Bizarre things will happen if you try to take off the clothes. Maybe it will just be downright impossible, they're stuck to your body. Maybe you'll start to FEEL GOTH and the BLACKNESS OF YOUR HEART compels you to put the clothes back on. Maybe you start taking off the clothes, only to find that doing so causes you to slowly morph into a bunny until you put them back on (or until you're a bunny. But was that REALLY worth it?) It's all up to fate!

Either way, these dresses are probably staying on, at least until the effect wears off. Which could be anything from a couple hours to the rest of the day.]

Comments

[stealshinies]

[Well, well, if it wasn't his pet dragon. Or at least his would-be pet, if he hadn't miss stepped and seriously pissed her off last time.

Eh, but that's in the past, right? Who cares about the past!

...Well, he does, but that aside he was currently more interested in that weird attire.]

What kind of clothing is that?

[moderndaydragon]

[It figures that she'd get stopped by this jackass. At least she got some actual time to cool down and get things in her head sorted. And talking to Bakura sure helped as well.]

It's called "lolita." I'm not a fan, but apparently whatever room I just walked out of decided I needed to be wearing it.

[stealshinies]

What a strange word, h-hehe... It's befitting such strange clothing!

[Bakura reaches a hand out, flicking the ruffles curiously.]

[moderndaydragon]

[She takes a step back, already irritated enough without him playing with her dress.]

For once, I can't actually argue with that. Though at least it gave me underwear.

[HINT HINT.]

[stealshinies]

Underwear? What a waste of time! It's too constricting... I hate clothing that sits too close to my body.

[He steps forward, grabbing the hem of the dress. The material was strange...]

[moderndaydragon]

[Karasu doesn't move this time, figuring that unless he's trying to rip it off or something, it's not worth fighting him over it.]

I'd think that going without would be even more uncomfortable, but hey, I've never been a man, so all I've got to compare are breasts.

[stealshinies]

Why would it be uncomfortable? It's especially useful in the heat of the desert, you know... H-hehe, things can get sticky!

[Yeah, he's vulgar and crass and unashamed. What of it?]

[moderndaydragon]

[...Nope, not even going to touch that one. She is making a mental note to burn the fuck out of this dress once it comes off, though.

Charming...]

[stealshinies]

[He gives her an expectant look amongst his usual, almost sickeningly constant amusement.

When she says nothing, he just goes back to looking curiously at her dress. Hm...if it was more his style, he would steal it!]

It clashes with your skin, you know.

[moderndaydragon]

It's a style choice, I think. If my clothes are dark, it makes the color of my skin and hair more noticeable because it clashes.

That's my guess, anyway. Hell if I know for sure...

[stealshinies]

Well, I can believe that... [He drops the fabric from his hands, instead using them to gesture widely in a mocking praise.]

You're practically glowing...you'd make a piss-poor thief like this!

[moderndaydragon]

Good thing I don't want to be a thief then, isn't it?

[stealshinies]

Yes. After all, there's enough disgraceful thieves in the world, tarnishing the name of the Great Thief King!

[moderndaydragon]

[She rolls her eyes at that.]

God forbid your name be smudged or anything. Despite the fact that it already is.

[stealshinies]

My name is exactly what I want it to be. The type of name that weaker men mutter scornfully under their breath, their bodies quaking with fear!

[moderndaydragon]

So considering the fact that I can say it without any fear at all, I guess that makes me a strong one?

[stealshinies]

You're not a man.

[Not allowing the bluntness of his rebuttal sit, Bakura continues with barely contained laughter in his voice.] ...Unless I've been mislead this entire time. You're pretty convincing!

[moderndaydragon]

No, I'm not a man. That's one of the few things in life I can say I'm definitely sure of.

[stealshinies]

I'm not so sure now... H-heh heh. Let me see!

[Bakura takes a step closer, and then suddenly drops down into a crouch, grabbing the hem of Karasu's dress in one hand and casually lifting it up so he can take a peek underneath.]

[moderndaydragon]

[Oh for fuck's sake...]

Will it keep you from obsessing over it or trying to grope me?

[She yanks the dress out of his grip, then holds it up so he can see. Yes, she's in panties, no, there's no sign of any dick there.]

[stealshinies]

[Staaaare.

That definitely wasn't a dick.

The Thief King stands up suddenly, apparently satisfied with his peep show.]

You're definitely a woman. [Said flatly, but with a slight smirk.]

[moderndaydragon]

[Whoa hey! She takes a step back to avoid being headbutted in the vagina, giving him a flat look.]

Glad to know I have your approval.

[stealshinies]

[Bakura still seems more fascinated with her clothing than anything.]

Where did you say you found this? I wanna see more!

[moderndaydragon]

[...

Oh, how hard it is to suppress that twisted grin.]

Just in that room over there. There's a lot of them everywhere.

[stealshinies]

[Bakura doesn't even question Karasu before heading over. He does have the sense to at least crane his neck in first, but the moment he steps in he lets out what sounds like a strangled cry.

His chest is practically threatening to pop the buttons off his red and gold lolita dress. Bakura's about as far from pettily built as it gets.

THIS DRESS WAS TRYING TO SUFFOCATE HIM!]